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  1. ole low carb tortillas are actually very tasty (5 net carbs per).

     

    best pizza we make at home is the chicken crust pizza.  can of shredded chicken, add some parm, an egg or two, S&P, mix well and put on a cookie sheet flattened out.  bake about 20 minutes at 400 then put on your toppings and cook another 10 minutes or so.  beats the shit out of the cauliflower crust pizza.  

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  2. soooo, hows it looking?

     

    who has a good forecast for stillwater?  my kids wrestling team is supposed to have a tournament up there fri-sat and the school is threatening to cancel it due to the forecast and i'm trying to find a good forecast?  those yellow dog school buses dont do well on ice.

  3. On 11/19/2018 at 4:35 AM, After irth said:

    So...Chesthair has the day off today, right?

    Reporting in...

    The hillbillys rolled in saturday and came to the wrestling tournament.  Wife had to pay their entrance fee because they didnt want to pay the $3 at the gate.  I avoided them.  After the tourney me and the boy went to our friends house because they "needed our help".  Translated: I went over there to hang out, drink beer and not be home.  The texts from the wife started after a few hours and we went home.  Went straight to bed.  So far, so good.  

    Sunday they wanted to go to babe's so of course i paid for the 6 hillbillys to eat, and complain, about the food.  I grabbed the boys when we went home and put up outside xmas decorations (i.e. sat on the patio and drank).  Went straight to bed.  I think i might make this happen!

    Monday, hillbilly thanksgiving day, started with me getting up early to get the bird and the ham ready.  Got the BGE fired up and everything ready for 4 hours on the patio "watching" the smoker, i.e. drinking.  Went to open the lid on the egg and the top dome kept on going and shattered.  Damn!!!  Oh wait, i have the backup smoker.  Ok, fired it up and went to work.  Stayed out back until 2 pm when dinner was served.  Ate dinner then the female hillbillys went shopping and i hung out playing video games with the boys, i.e. drinking. 

    Luckily i am at work today and they are packing up and leaving.  I would give myself a B+ on my efforts.  

    However, the hillbillys are leaving us with a great gift...hillbilly brother in law got here with a fever and a cold...now all of us have colds!

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  4. 3 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
    48 minutes ago, chesthair said:
    aaaaannnnndddddd, i just get a text "Hey, where can i put your 87 bottles of bourbon and 2 refrigerators of craft beer while they are here?  You know my parents frown on your drinking"
     
    responses typed, but not sent:
    "up your ass"
    "up your bitch mom's ass"
    "at the apartment your ass is renting after i serve you with papers today"

    What'd you say back.. did you put it on a pedestal

    K.I.S.S. = "Fuck that noise, your parents can sit there and frown all they fucking want.  They know the way back to Arkansas.  I love you."

     

    got a heart emoji back...my wife is pretty damn cool.  i think she was trolling me earlier. 

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  5. 3 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:
    4 hours ago, chesthair said:
    Bombshell dropped.  My wife told me today...
     
    "Oh, i forgot to tell you my mom, dad, sister, brother in law and their 2 kids are coming in Saturday.  They are staying till Tuesday and we are having Thanksgiving with them Monday.  You need to take off work Monday.  I bought the ham and turkey already so you can get those done.  Thanks."
     
    what in the actual FUCK?????  She knows i hate all of them. She knows the boys have 2 wrestling tournaments this weekend, out of town.  She knows i am already doing T'giving for us on Thursday.  She knows i hate surprises.  

    we are here for you bro...ever step of the way

    aaaaannnnndddddd, i just get a text "Hey, where can i put your 87 bottles of bourbon and 2 refrigerators of craft beer while they are here?  You know my parents frown on your drinking"

     

    responses typed, but not sent:

    "up your ass"

    "up your bitch mom's ass"

    "at the apartment your ass is renting after i serve you with papers today"

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  6. Bombshell dropped.  My wife told me today...

     

    "Oh, i forgot to tell you my mom, dad, sister, brother in law and their 2 kids are coming in Saturday.  They are staying till Tuesday and we are having Thanksgiving with them Monday.  You need to take off work Monday.  I bought the ham and turkey already so you can get those done.  Thanks."

     

    what in the actual FUCK?????  She knows i hate all of them. She knows the boys have 2 wrestling tournaments this weekend, out of town.  She knows i am already doing T'giving for us on Thursday.  She knows i hate surprises.  

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  7. So, we got our tickets and they came with passes for the corral club, champions club and T-association letterman tailgate.  Probably wont have time to make the rounds so which one should we hit?  (my boys are 14 and 16 so no little kids with us)

  8. many:

     

    -Worked at a haunted house in high school in garland, lived in duncanville.  Driving home early in the morning down I30, not many cars on the road.  I was in the left lane and someone driving east flashed their lights at me and i assumed it was a cop so i pulled over into the middle lane.  An 18 wheeler passed me right as we were coming over a bridge near fair park.  On the other side of the bridge there was a van in the left lane, stopped, with no lights on.  The 18 wheeler hit it head on.  If that person didnt flash their lights at me i would have hit it head on at 70 mph.  I guess i would have been dead.

    -Still in high school, had a girlfriend in ft worth.  Driving home later from her house fell asleep on I20, woke up going across a pasture.  Went back and looked the next day and that was the only place on that stretch of road that didnt have a culvert.  Lucky.

    -Still in high school.  Was spending the night at a friends house and around 1 am decided we would play golf the next day.  Drove home to get my clubs and "snuck" into the house through the backdoor.  We were being quite to not wake my parents.  Walking down the hallway to my bedroom and passed my parents room.  Heard a "click" and turned to see my dad 2 feet away holding a gun.  He thought we were robbers and actually pulled the trigger but didnt have a round in the chamber.  

     

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