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Posts posted by ImissWallyPryor
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1 hour ago, BevoFlyer said:
Sorry EJ, but that is not coffee.
It is to a teenage girl.
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2 hours ago, zzz said:
It's been years, but didn't the forearm lust originate from aggy and has just been maintained as a running joke here? Kinda like how your mom was into my forearms last night while I was in her?
It was late hornfans or early Shaggy days. Some Texaggys were marveling about the forearms on some 3-star recruit who had his arms crossed on his chest. That’s how I choose to remember it.
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On 10/7/2018 at 1:13 PM, ImissWallyPryor said:
I’m sitting at 30-26-3 or .534. I need to be >.500 when I die.
Armybrat, you’re at 62-46-5 or .571.
How about the rest of you?
I checked the date of what I thought was the OU game of the ImissWallyPryor era, and it was a few days before my birth.
Revised for honesty and because everyone really gives a shit:
29-26-3 (.526) lifetime
4-1 in attendance (as a student)
14-8-2 in attendance (overall)
We moved OOS, and with 4 kids, our fall weekends have only rarely allowed me to attend the game. My daughter is (thankfully) done with college soccer after 2019. I intend to attend every damn game starting in 2020.
I hope I never attend another soccer game not played by my grandkids. Can’t stand that sport. Football vs soccer is perfect evidence of American Exceptionalism.
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They’ll eat about anything, so yeah.
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4 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said:
Why does breeding Aberdeen Angus bulls with Hereford heifers produce smaller Baldie calves when a full-grown female Hereford is virtually identical in size (weight) to a female Angus? I always assumed it had more to do with different pelvis size.
Baldy, not Baldie. Man, I feel stupid now.
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Why does breeding Aberdeen Angus bulls with Hereford heifers produce smaller Baldie calves when a full-grown female Hereford is virtually identical in size (weight) to a female Angus? I always assumed it had more to do with different pelvis size.
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4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:
Based on my experience, at least 95% of people are nimrods
As the kids would say...tru dis.
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1 minute ago, Tired of Lurking said:
I would only add a bigger Surly presence on it so there's no confusion from nimrods who don't get the reference. The design is the tits.
Anyone who isn’t on [insert name of Texas message board] is a nimrod? I’d bet that 95% of the people who watched the game have no clue what that references.
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26 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:
Well, since I've gotten over 50 likes for the logo design and you have a whopping 15 posts, please don't be offended if I don't consider you the final word on Surly graphic design.
I liked the design at first, but I know what’s behind it. In retrospect, I think a random CFB would probably think it’s an OU shirt. Sorry.
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3 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:23 hours ago, Shmitty said:
Vick was considered the first dual threat QB of our era in CFB, or of any era, correct?Staubach, Tarkinton, Blanda although Blanda's second threat was placekicking.
As hilarious as it might sound, Billy Kilmer was a serious running threat until a severe foot injury (non-football, IIRC) nearly crippled him.
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9 hours ago, shnsajax said:
I always liked Manny, wouldn’t want to have to hate him.Feel free to hate him for wearing cleats at practice.
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2 hours ago, SwanderedTalent said:
I was baffled when I heard either Gus Johnson or Joel Klatt refer to Murray as either the "best" or "greatest" player in Texas HS FB history on the broadcast yesterday. Is he really even in the top ten?
He MAY be top ten Texas high schoolers who went to OU, but not top ten who ended up at either Texas or OU.
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Zepol87, I’m going back to when my umbilical cord hadn’t fallen off.
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1 minute ago, pearlandhorn said:
That fucker probably ranked OU ahead of Texas.
I wouldn’t bet against it.
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7 minutes ago, Bevo Num1 said:15 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:Beat Baylor. Let’s motor boat them and get starters out after 3 qtrs
Do they have large tits?
Yes /RG III
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27 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:
It’s D3. It’s worse than intramural level at major universities.I hear you played intramural football at a major university.
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3 hours ago, Dean Gullberry said:
One of my good friends played for Gagliardi back in the day. Definitely had a unique style. My buddy told me conditioning and lifting were "optional". They didn't really waste time in practice doing sprints, etc...
I think Cliff Gustafson’s practices consisted of 12 inning intrasquad games? Similar philosophies...minus the laying on AstroTurf staring at the sky, enjoying the weather part.
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I’m sitting at 30-26-3 or .534. I need to be >.500 when I die.
Armybrat, you’re at 62-46-5 or .571.
How about the rest of you?
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12 hours ago, Assman said:
I've been to Mogadishu several times, and what the movie doesn't accurately portray is how close the airfield and the city are. In the movie, it takes the helos a solid 5-10 minutes to get from the airfield to Bakaara Market. In real life, this is a 30 sec helo ride. The city is right fucking there. A dude with an AK-47 on top of a downtown building could take out people at the airfield. It's really amazing we didn't lose more people there.
You aren’t making good use of your time share. A good lawyer could help, but it won’t be cheap.
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On 10/5/2018 at 12:09 PM, Thujone said:
Oh go cry a penis tear.
Drawing penis tears is lol. That does not pass the lol test. There is a reason Seinfeld doesn’t do college campuses these days.
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7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:
I dare say "take the loss, pussy" might be the new "it don't make a shit".
Sam isn't exactly the next Tom Brady, but damn if he doesn't have the fight in him. Today is going to last a long time in the memory banks. That was a Gardere-esque performance, which is the best way to piss off Dirt Burglars, so double win.
Whoa! Tap the brakes there, sonny. Happy Feet Gardere was 4-0 against OU, but that fact is a head scratcher. None of those wins were even Case-esque.
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3 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:
With his attitude and arrogance he aint gonna have a long baseball career. Some pitcher in the minors will put a 90mph fastball upside his head. Well if the pitcher can throw that low.
Besides, Bill Veeck is dead.
Oh, what I wouldn’t give for photoshop skills.
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2 minutes ago, HOOK'EMHOOAH said:
or the pandering ass "red river showdown"
Personally, I would have gone with the Red River Staredown.
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At least he didn’t call it the Red River Rivalry.
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I'd like to see the WR who could only jump 17.5", just to point and laugh.