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  1. 3 hours ago, Dean Gullberry said:

    One of my good friends played for Gagliardi back in the day.  Definitely had a unique style.  My buddy told me conditioning and lifting were "optional".  They didn't really waste time in practice doing sprints, etc...

    I think Cliff Gustafson’s practices consisted of 12 inning intrasquad games? Similar philosophies...minus the laying on AstroTurf staring at the sky, enjoying the weather part. 

  2. 12 hours ago, Assman said:

    I've been to Mogadishu several times, and what the movie doesn't accurately portray is how close the airfield and the city are.  In the movie, it takes the helos a solid 5-10 minutes to get from the airfield to Bakaara Market.  In real life, this is a 30 sec helo ride.  The city is right fucking there.  A dude with an AK-47 on top of a downtown building could take out people at the airfield.  It's really amazing we didn't lose more people there.

    You aren’t making good use of your time share. A good lawyer could help, but it won’t be cheap. 

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  3. 7 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

    I dare say "take the loss, pussy" might be the new "it don't make a shit".

    Sam isn't exactly the next Tom Brady, but damn if he doesn't have the fight in him.  Today is going to last a long time in the memory banks.  That was a Gardere-esque performance, which is the best way to piss off Dirt Burglars, so double win.

    Whoa!  Tap the brakes there, sonny. Happy Feet Gardere was 4-0 against OU, but that fact is a head scratcher. None of those wins were even Case-esque. 

  4. 3 hours ago, MrPhlegm said:

    With his attitude and arrogance he aint gonna have a long baseball career. Some pitcher in the minors will put a 90mph fastball upside his head. Well if the pitcher can throw that low.

     

    Besides, Bill Veeck is dead.

     

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    Oh, what I wouldn’t give for photoshop skills. 

  5. 8 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

    Even Major Applewhite thinks Bobby Petrino went slumming.  Yikes.

    She was a VB player, amirite?  My guess is her figure was slightly better than Applewhite’s chola. 

  6. On 8/3/2018 at 4:59 PM, Brisketexan said:

    I looked, but I truly can't identify a single item in that picture that is healthy.  You'd think they'd accidentally have some yogurt or something in there.  Nope.  Wait.  Do I see some eggs above the fridge drawer?  There you go. One thing.

    I think that’s a bag of frozen human testicles next to the ice maker. Or maybe chicken gizzards. 

  7. 3 hours ago, Bernard said:

    A dachshund bit me in the face once when I was a kid. Result was a few painful scratches. I doubt that incident was included in anyone's estimated "rate of attacks, and or bites", which was my point. Any dog can bite you. With most breeds it a non-event. When a pit bull bites, people end up in the ER, or the morgue, and on the news.

    Bernard 

    Face transplant thread is over there >>>>>

  8. 3 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

    Au contraire, those Lab bastards are always jumping all over you, in your face, licking it, and viciously wagging their tails......

     The REAL black, brown and yellow menace in this country !!!!!

    Bad dog! Baaaaad dog! No licky!

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  9. 3 hours ago, BigHorn'13 said:

    As usual, whole lot of dumb going on in the story and in the thread so I'll just stick to the points. 

    Dumbass dog owner not having dogs on leashes, regardless of breed. 

    Dumbass dog owner proceeds to play victim card for their stupidity. 

    Dumbass cat owner letting their cat live outside. Be prepared to have bad shit happen when you let your pet roam freely. Case in point your dead fucking cat. 

    Dumbass cat owner shoots up neighborhood for something he could've prevented. Disregarding who was outside or where those bullets end up (4-6 shots to kill any 1 thing is wayyy too many and you know he had to fire more than that.)

    Irresponsible pet owners know no breed. You hear more about pit bulls in a negative light because that's what has grabbed the public's and media's attention ever since Michael Vick. 

    You don't have to be a Billy badass or some emotional weirdo to own a pit. They're great dogs who unfortunately are owned by a lot of dumbasses.

    The fact that people have to offer qualifiers for pit bulls and their owners says a lot. There is no need for apologists for labs or retrievers because bad labs or retrievers are rare.

  10. 10 minutes ago, irockalltherocks said:

    Fraternity sends sorority a box of doughnuts. The girls enjoy the doughnuts and think how thoughtful of the frat boys. Later that day the frat boys have polaroids delivered to the sorority house. Of course the pics show the doughnuts being used as cock rings.

    That one was rumored to have occurred circa 1980 when I was at UT. The name of the specific sorority and fraternity were part of the story, although I’d probably get the names wrong 36-1/2 years later.

    There was always a joke attached to the story because you can’t fit your pinky through a typical donut hole. 

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  11. 9 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

    Man, when Snopes came around, it kind of retroactively ruined my freshman year -- 1988. Snopes told me that no, some dude did not wake up in his frat house bed surrounded by angry cops because he had unknowingly driven a cop car home in a blackout. He'd was in the process of getting a DWI, you see, when there was a bad wreck down the street, and the cop ran off to save the victims, so the drunk just got in the cop car and drove off, with the lights still on. And he left them on in the parking lot, too -- that was how the cops found the car. 

     

    And then there was that dude who cheated all the way through one of his exams. When he handed it in, the prof was like "You don't think you got away with that, do you? I saw you cheating -- give me your Scantron so I can give you a zero." So the dude says, "Do you know who I am, professor? I mean seriously -- do you know who I am? You can't give a guy like me a zero."

    Prof says, "No, I don't know who you are, and I don't care. You cheated and you're getting a zero."

    "So you really don't know who I am?" dude says.

    "No."

    Dude puts his Scantron in the pile with all the others, mixes them all up, tosses them in the air and says "Good," and runs away.

    I was in a large lecture hall in Welch circa 1980 when that happened. The tossing happened, I have no idea about the dialogue part. None of the few people remaining in that class recognized him, so we guessed the TA didn’t recognize him and questioned who he was. It was a finals week, so no one gave a damn.

    Bs weren’t handed out like candy in those days. /get off my lawn

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  12. Why would someone want a breed that is despised by so many people who otherwise love dogs? I understand the tough guy owner or the fact that some people self-identify with a breed that - in their mind - is misunderstood and rejected. I’m asking why normal people would want one. 

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