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ImissWallyPryor

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  1. Team “all of the above.”  He built it back up, then tore it down.

    I’ve mentioned elsewhere that Mack Brown was hands-down the greatest clutch 4th quarter coach of his generation. More specifically, the last possession of big games when he wasn’t getting ripped a new one. The only one I recall losing on the last possession was Tech ‘08, but that would have fallen into the last possession win category if he and Colt had managed the clock properly (still pisses me off more than the Gideon and Thomas freshman blunders that followed).

    For at least a decade, all I thought Texas needed was the ball and a little time on the clock and we’d win every tight game. I have to thank FUPM for that. 

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  2. The only options to navigate through thread pages seem to be first, last, previous, and next. It would be much easier to peruse a Randolph Duke megathread if we could choose a certain page or have options like skip 10 or back 10.

    Moving along, this site desperately needs some artwork at the top of the page. Anyone know someone who can draw impressionist dicks?

  3. On 3/26/2018 at 10:53 PM, Goredho said:

    you motherfuckers need to upgrade your fetishes.

    
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    Another old guy hint. Turn your phone sideways to get this joke. 

  4. On 3/25/2018 at 10:35 AM, Patricio Swayze said:

    Just a helpful note on how to do this on the new forum.

    Photos:  You can also grab the URL of a picture, click the "Insert other media" button at the bottom right of your post/reply and click on "insert image from URL".  Paste said URL and you are good to go.

    I’ve tried this on my iPhone, and it doesn’t work...for me, that is. Any non-sarcastic hints?

    Also, how does a guy delete a post. I don’t see that as an edit option. 

  5. If you think that's bad, you ought to try Cornhusker vegetarian chili.  It's bean soup with chocolate added to it for "flavor."  This Husker fan I know entered it into an office chili cook-off and - wouldn't you know -  it won (Midwest thing you just wouldn't understand), so now she brings it to every pot luck.  I told my wife that it just won a plurality from people who don't like chili.

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