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ImissWallyPryor

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  1. [Edit: I just found the Pellet Grills and Smokers thread. Feel free to respond to this post, or tell me to shove it up my ass, NTTAWWT.] I’m getting my son (he also posts here, but not usually in this forum) a travel pellet smoker. He wants it to be truly portable. I bought him a a 2-burner Weber Spirit grill 7-1/2 years ago, and other than the starter on one side giving out, it’s still holding in there. He wants something similar in size to this Pit Boss 260: https://pitboss-grills.com/grills/wood-pellet/pit-boss-portable-wood-pellet-grill I’m not opposed to spending more, as I’m becoming more and more of a “buy once, cry once” guy in recent years. If any of you asshole geniuses have recommendations, I’d appreciate it. Just remember that he posts here, so your reputation is at risk This one weighs 80#, which is not and issue as he comes from fine stock. We’d consider something heavier as long as it can fit in the back of something like an Explorer without hogging too much space.
  2. Sound ON if you enjoy the sweet, sweet sound of the squealing mom who always seems to find her way into youth sports videos.
  3. I told an OU friend of mine this during FUPM’s dying days, and he thought I was crazy. He just couldn’t see it.
  4. Holy shit, that attack was in Australia in 2017. The sentence was actually increased in spite of the “antagonism” experienced in the women’s prison. https://rivercitypost.org/a-methed-up-transgender-splits-a-mans-head-in-half-with-battle-axe-at-7-eleven/ Sorry, I didn’t write the headline. lol
  5. If anyone finds her on meet-an-inmate.com, please share.
  6. +rep to HEB for not saying “less.”
  7. I don’t know about that. JC had truly elite speed that Bijan lacks, but Bijan makes moves that JC simply couldn’t. Ricky, likewise, possessed qualities of his own that made him better than either BR or JC, but Bijan has moves that RW didn’t. When it comes to “WOW, did I just see that?” plays, Bijan has the edge on those two guys. That doesn’t mean I think he’s better overall, it’s just elusiveness versus power or speed (both of which Bijan also has, just not at the same level). /splitting hairs Meanwhile, VY is awesome, like GOAT!
  8. Bijan got 20-30 touches a game. We can’t quite expect the same as Superman with 60-70 touches. Not to mention Superman himself was surrounded by bad MFs. I’m not putting Bijan on VY’s level. I was referring mostly to the “you never knew what he was going to pull off next” part.
  9. Lane was THE referee during the days I was watching more boxing. As a side note, the article mentions many of his fights, several at the old Las Vegas Hilton. A bunch of big fights were held there, including a string of Tyson’s. My daughter was in a big soccer tournament in LV in 2015, and her team was “assigned” to stay at the Westgate, which is the new name. I didn’t even realize we were at the old LVH until I watched one of Tyson’s fights on YouTube and they had an aerial shot in the intro. The old Hilton has seen better days, but the people watching got really interesting when the rough Valentines Day crowd arrived from California a couple of days after us. /csb
  10. I’ve said this for years. Accusers are rarely identified unless they be are sued by the wrongly accused. By that time, the damage of their false accusations is done. So much of what we’re arguing about would be avoided if there was some anonymity on both ends. It would probably result in fewer vindictive false accusations.
  11. My DIL was playing a Q&A game with my almost 3-year old granddaughter last night (we are visiting). The questions were all “what’s your favorite” this or that. About 20 questions into it, she asked what her favorite body part is, and my granddaughter yelled out, “Nipples!” She always liked singing the “head and shoulders, knees and toes” song, so this was unexpected.
  12. I’m beginning to think I liked the old method of bags and fake jobs better.
  13. I wish I could share a legit hunting pic I have of a former Texas VB player, but I’m too respectful to do shit like that.
  14. Judging from this level 12 family story along with my wife’s extending Texas family and the holiday family threads on Surly, I have come to conclusions: 1) There are a ton of Texas families that are dysfunctional on a whole ‘nuther level. 2) Hollywood writers should read Surly for its treasure trove of plot ideas. 3) We have no right to make fun of Ohio.
  15. You can always take comfort in that you’ve inspired some of us to incorporate KeysPhoneWallet into our mental checklist. Or, in my case, KeysPhoneWalletWatchRingPhonePants.
  16. It happens at the US Capitol Building restrooms and nothing happens, either. /No CR
  17. “Student athletes can’t even afford to take a date out for pizza and a movie.” I heard that more than anything. Of course, and like so many other things, nobody really thought that’s where it would end.
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