DiceHands

cant win if you cant make buckets. period. too many times this season we just go on mega droughts and look clueless. gotta get some actual shooters here or its gonna be the same shit every year

this team on the road makes me want to overdose on skyrizzy

that askew block was clean fuck u bitch ass ref

lol if we had any hope of coming back, it was literally thrown out of bounds on an inbounds play smh

I am so fucking tired of our offense looking the exact same for the past 10 fucking years. Doesnt matter who the coach is. We stand around, dont do shit, and throw up an embarrassing 3 at the last second of the shot clock. Meanwhile, Baylor is getting easy wide open shots and alley oops.

just hire george bush sr to toss for you

Regular season can remain as is for all I care. We talking playoffs! Post 2011 rule change, playoffs only = 90% to win. Only 1 time did the coin toss loser win the game (NO vs LA 2018). As your article states, it is a small sample size. But when you consider for the past decade, the coin toss winner wins the game 90% of the time, that is all I need to hear.

I dont have a dog in the fight, and I can even admit that the OT rules in the playoffs are fucking stupid. 90% of the time the coin toss winner wins. That isnt a good system.

The NFL OT rules are fucking dumb as fuck. I looked into the past 10 OT playoffs games since the rule change in 2011. 1) 9/10 games had the coin toss winner as the game winner 2) 7/10 games ended in walk off TDs, 3/10 had both teams possess the ball at least once. 3) Out of those 3/10 with dual possessions, only one time did the team that lost the coin toss won the game (NO vs LA when Brees threw that INT). Here is the data (note, the X = walk off TD) 2011: Denver Broncos 29–23 (OT) Pittsburgh Steelers - X - Denver Won Coin Toss - Denver Wins Game2011: New York Giants 20–17 (OT) San Francisco 49ers - Giants Won Coin Toss - Giants Win Game2014: Seattle Seahawks 28–22 (OT) Green Bay Packers - X - Seahawks Won Coin Toss - Seahawks Win Game 2015: Arizona Cardinals 26–20 (OT) Green Bay Packers - X - Cardinals Won Coin Toss - Cardinals Win Game 2017: New England Patriots 34-28 (OT) Atlanta Falcons - X - NE won coin toss - NE wins game2018: Los Angeles Rams 26–23 (OT) New Orleans Saints - Saints Won Coin Toss - RAMS won game (brees threw a pick on their first drive)2019: Houston Texans 22–19 (OT) Buffalo Bills - Texans Won Toss - Texans won game2019: Minnesota Vikings 26–20 (OT) New Orleans Saints - X - Vikings won toss - Vikings won game 2019: New England Patriots 37–31 (OT) Kansas City Chiefs - X - Patriots Won Toss - Patriots won game 2021: Kansas City Chiefs 42–36 (OT) Buffalo Bills - X - Chiefs won Toss - Chiefs won game Pretty fucking abysmal if you ask me. 90% of the time, the coin toss winner wins the game. 30% of the time both teams possessed the ball, and only 10% of the games had the coin toss loser winning the game. Not even close to a 50/50 decision.

This is what I think too. Slap him with some meaningless title like "assistant" or "analyst" and let him just hover around the team. Then if PK shits the bed again, fire his ass mid season and let Patterson take over. If you give him the co-dc title right away, PK is going to be looking over his shoulder all year and too be too worried about making mistakes. This gives PK the breathing room to let him fail or succeed on his own.

On one hand, its hard not to see this and think OU will finally hit their dark era. On the other hand, its hard not to see them falling ass backwards into success and their new transfer QB being the next coming of Jesus.

Im not even trying to shit on AB, I truly hope he gets help as I think its pretty clear he has a few screws loose. However, I am also in the camp that mental health issues arent a shield you can use to deflect all previous or current bad behavior. He is an adult making millions of dollars and has all the power to get the help he needs, but it seems he has no interest in that. Therefore, I am not going to treat him like some baby that needs to be coddled. At the end of the day, what he did was childish/selfish/etc, but in the grand scheme of things, he has done far worse. He should have been cut for the fake vax cards. There are plenty of players who are openly not vaccinated, but AB was too big of a pussy to just admit that, and instead faked his vaccination status to put others at risk because he is a selfish prick. Again, hope he gets help, but his behavior can be judged without treating him like a porcelain doll.

Youre a fool for believing any word out of ABs mouth. Lets go ahead and look at the laundry list of shit hes done or lied about: •Kicked out of Florida International University after fighting a security guard•⁠"Don't touch me. I'm the franchise"• ⁠His second year in the league he took a personal stretch limo to a charity event, had them open every single expensive bottle of wine, rejected it. Refused to pay for it (charity, remember), then left. • ⁠Threw fits over not getting enough targets• ⁠Drove 100 down McKnight Road in Pittsburgh, which has a 45 MPH speed limit• ⁠Trashed a condo and threw furniture out a window 14th floor window, which almost hit some people, notably a child• ⁠Killed a home aquarium full of piranhas and refused to pay the man who installed the tank• ⁠Refused to play week 17 for the Steelers• ⁠Dyed his mustache blonde• ⁠Refused to pay a chef because he thought he threatened him by placing a fish head in the freezer (the fish head was saved to make a soup)• ⁠Farted on a doctor• ⁠Demanded a trade from the Steelers• ⁠Became "Mr. Big Chest"• ⁠Threw a fit over Juju winning team MVP and trashed him on social media• ⁠(Allegedly) nixed a trade that would've sent him to the Bills• ⁠Showed up to Raiders training camp in a hot air balloon• ⁠Held out and refused to show up to training camp because the NFL would not approve his helmet because it was too old for their safety standards• ⁠Froze his feet• ⁠Tried to paint over his old helmet, hoping no one would notice I guess• ⁠Acquired a newer version of the same model of helmet, which the NFL refused to let him use• ⁠Picked out a new helmet and finally showed up to the Raiders• ⁠Got fined by the Raiders for not attending camp• ⁠Tweeted the fines• ⁠Tried to fight Mike Mayock, called him a cracker, had to be held back by Vontaze Burfict, then punted a football down the practice field and said "fine me for that"• ⁠Got fined for that• ⁠Released a video where he used audio of Jon Gruden, who didn't know he was being recorded, which is illegal in California (full disclosure, Gruden has said he gave permission, but the generally accepted theory is that he said that in the hope that it would help get him to show up to the facility and not alienate him)• ⁠Demanded a release from the Raiders• ⁠Was released• ⁠"GRANDMA I'M FREEEEEE! FLY LIKE A FREEEEE!"• ⁠Made a lot of crazy tweets saying stuff like 'Devil is a lie', a proverb about burning down a village... he made a lot of crazy tweets around this time is the point here• ⁠Liked a tweet about Mayock getting raped in the ass• ⁠Signed with the Patriots• ⁠Moved in with Tom Brady• ⁠The sexual assault allegations came out (the one where he's getting sued)• ⁠The sexual harassment allegations came out (the one where he's not getting sued)• ⁠Threatened the woman not suing him in a group text that included his lawyer and had a picture of her kids in the text• ⁠Got released by the Patriots after one week• ⁠Went off on a tweet storm and said a lot of crazy shit about a lot of people, and was supportive of people sending threats to the writer of the article detailing the sexual harassment allegations• ⁠Said he was done with the NFL• ⁠Went back to college via online classes• ⁠Tried to outsource his homework to Twitter• ⁠Wants to come back to the NFL• ⁠Filed several grievances to try and get more than $40 million from the Raider's and Patriots• ⁠Was ordered to show up for a deposition regarding trashing the condo• ⁠Was accused of "reprehensible behavior" during the deposition Note: I cut the specifics about the deposition so I could fit this as a single comment. You can read more about it here if you're interested, because it, like everything else, is nuts• ⁠Said that the Patriots have to pay him anyway, so they might as well let him play• ⁠Tweeted a couple of bizarre tweets about the Raiders using him for HBO ratings and the Patriots trying to steal his stuff and kept using this weird chicken based metaphor• ⁠Tried out for the Saints and brought an entourage and film crew to shoot a music video with him when specifically told not to do that• ⁠Called out Robert Kraft for his rub and tug massage session in Florida• ⁠Starting training for a boxing match with Logan Paul• ⁠Tweeted "No more white woman 2020"• ⁠The attorney representing him in the suit involving the condo quit• ⁠Used a bunch of slurs and profane language towards cops in an Instagram video he posted• ⁠A police youth football league cut ties with him and returned a donation after the release of the video saying there was a "irreparable rift" between the department and AB• ⁠Threw a bag of gummy candy dicks at the cops in a video he posted• ⁠Got dropped by his agent• ⁠Was involved in a disputed with movers at his home where he allegedly threw rocks at the movers and moving vans. He is currently being investigated for battery by the police.• ⁠His trainer was arrested and he is still a suspect in the battery case.• ⁠Warrant issued for the arrest of AB.• ⁠AB turns himself in to Broward Country Jail wearing this suit• ⁠Rumors spread about AB signing with Tampa or Seattle• ⁠AB announces his retirement (for what I believe is the third time, it's hard to find a good record of the rest of them)• ⁠Two days later AB wants to play again and is asking for the league to wrap up it's investigation• ⁠The NFL announces an eight game suspension for AB• ⁠AB signs with the Buccaneers on a one-year deal• ⁠Before he signed with the Buccaneers AB was accused of destroying a surveillance camera at a Florida gated community, throwing bike at a security-guard shack, and is not charged because HOA president "feared" retaliation, per police report• ⁠AB is under investigation by the NFL for the bike throwing incident• ⁠Allegedly acquired fake covid-19 card• confirmed to have acquired a fake covid-19 card and subsequently suspended for three games• Removed jersey and pads and threw them in the stands before exiting the games verse the Jets.• Was subsequently cut from the Bucs for stripping on the field. But yeah, lets believe him this one time, I am sure he is finally telling the truth. Also - if your basing this all on "a million dollars are at stake, why would he lie?", then ask yourself why he would effectively end his career and miss out on a lot more than a million dollars with a different team in the future.

I think you can get rid of the *. Urban's career in any capacity of football (even as a commentator) are donezoes.

So ideally, Ewers plays 2 years, goes to the NFL after winning back to back championships, and Maalik starts as a RS Sophomore to continue the dominance for 3 more ships? Seems like a pretty sweet deal. I hope Maalik is down to sit back for a bit and learn. I think if he isnt rushed into game situations and is able to sit and watch as a RS FR... he is going to hit that field for the first time and shock the world.

As someone who wanted Meyer before we fired Herman, I am glad I was wrong because he seems like a fuck. Keep his ass away from UT.

it sucks shit because when you goto the site on mobile (atleast for me) this fucking giant popup comes up that takes half the screen asking if you want to use tapatalk. any chance you can remove that?

Maalik signed! Lets go

I stay fucked up 24/7

oh my bad. still, either way it makes me a tad nervous. tech shouldnt be able to steal the last word from us.

Is he officially going there? I figure he partied hard as fuck last night in austin. Who the fuck would want to drive 6 hours to lubbock after that?

oh shit i thought he said tomorrow as in monday. lets fucking gooooo

shooting like shit - need to get something going

sorry, its delta extrax. not effex. the gummies they sell are called urb effex. as far as dosage, i take 1 and im good for hours. i wouldnt overdo it until you know how it effects you first.

really? ive only had their d9 ones, but loved those. the gummies effect people in different ways though. its also good to eat a fatty meal before as well.