Armed with a bag of big macs, Elko was determined to convince this star wide receiver that he was the best head coach for him.
He was a freshman all-american here, he thought to himself, as he took a much needed rest on his 5 yard journey to the front door.
As he was greeted at the door, Elko explained he needed a large water cup. His discipline, from his new age trainer Moffit, required him to eat all his weekly calories in one sitting on Sunday. So, he dipped each big mac in water and swallowed them whole while he laid out his plan to get this soon to be junior WR drafted. Tails of 15 touches a game, NLI payouts from Buccees were all met with excitement. Elko had him right where he wanted him. This former 5*, #1 WR in the nation, recruit was in the bag for your Fighting texas aggies. Whoop!
Secret sauce now staining his shirt. He reached out his greasy, wet paw, "Can we count on you next year, son?"
"Absolutely! Gig 'em or whatever!", the recruiter proclaimed in shock and excitement.
Elko couldn't believe this kid had fell for it. Every program in the country wanted him. "Momma would be proud of me," he thought to himself.
As the story broke of this great triumph on Monday, Elko scrolled through his Nokia phone to read all of the accolades.
Feeling suddenly baffled, he asked an empty coach's room "Who is Javon Harvey?"