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pacman

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  1. I guess the jimbo stories are already starting to leak...called in a favor to the ex-wife to recruit stewart
  2. Armed with a bag of big macs, Elko was determined to convince this star wide receiver that he was the best head coach for him. He was a freshman all-american here, he thought to himself, as he took a much needed rest on his 5 yard journey to the front door. As he was greeted at the door, Elko explained he needed a large water cup. His discipline, from his new age trainer Moffit, required him to eat all his weekly calories in one sitting on Sunday. So, he dipped each big mac in water and swallowed them whole while he laid out his plan to get this soon to be junior WR drafted. Tails of 15 touches a game, NLI payouts from Buccees were all met with excitement. Elko had him right where he wanted him. This former 5*, #1 WR in the nation, recruit was in the bag for your Fighting texas aggies. Whoop! Secret sauce now staining his shirt. He reached out his greasy, wet paw, "Can we count on you next year, son?" "Absolutely! Gig 'em or whatever!", the recruiter proclaimed in shock and excitement. Elko couldn't believe this kid had fell for it. Every program in the country wanted him. "Momma would be proud of me," he thought to himself. As the story broke of this great triumph on Monday, Elko scrolled through his Nokia phone to read all of the accolades. Feeling suddenly baffled, he asked an empty coach's room "Who is Javon Harvey?"
  3. Last year, A&M had to set an all-time record for low number of players available for a p5 football program's Spring game. Seems like Elko is trying his best to beat that record this Spring.
  4. Alabama is desperate for playmakers. Skill position development is lacking there.
  5. When was the last time we pulled a player out of redneck Jasper?
  6. We now have more info on what Sam Altman did that was so bad he got fired from OpenAI (msn.com)
  7. Texas 2024 Football Commits (247sports.com) 247 marks possible early enrollees with "clock" icon Wingo Simmons Baker Gibson Mack Umeozulu Owens Washington Cruz Johnson-Rubell Clark Robinson Livingstone January
  8. Kobe Hudson went 5 for 138 and 2 TDs against the "blanket"
  9. Team leadership has this team relaxed and having fun!
  10. Also possible one of the other schools is offering dumb NIL money to Wells..he is talking to ole miss and Tennessee
  11. dancing oline ballerinas in the middle of a running play
  12. Seems like Billingsley redux...roster has him at 210..only 1 catch on the year, played in only two games despite a Miami TE room that sucked hard
  13. Ja'Corey Brooks was injured all year, shoulder. Not a take anyway, but just fyi
  14. Lefau is supposed to be fantastic in coverage at the HS level. He played in all of the games this year.
  15. Like we used to do at Express games, player hits a homerun and we would pass around the hat to fill with cash. Longhorn player scores a TD, we put their venmo up on the jumbotron.
  16. College Football Playoff preview -- Michigan vs. Alabama, Washington vs. Texas - ESPN
  17. Some tidbits from espn... NCAA football transfer portal: 10 small-school sleepers - ESPN College football transfer portal 2023: Latest updates, news - ESPN Thor Griffith Joey Slackman Akili Arnold
  18. We sure do miss Carr. Somebody capable of taking the ball out of Hunter's hands and bringing it up the court.
  19. They had the issue last cycle. It was a mix of both, some were testing for more cash while others were clearly set on leaving.
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