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Masshole Horn

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  1. Get a rope! Edit: While this offends me from a low-carb perspective, it pisses me off from a chili perspective!
  2. Cauliflower, broccoli, cucumbers, celery, brussel sprouts, green beans, asparagus, zucchini, and summer squash are my primaries. I like sunflower seeds, pepitas, and pistachios for nuts/seeds. For fruit, berries are about it for me.
  3. Have you tried allulose? It doesn’t give the “cool” feeling of erythritol. I have salted caramel rebel in my freezer right now.
  4. Made Turkey patties last week that were awesome... I did them like Thai Tod Mun fish cakes, close to the recipe below. I left out the cornstarch and reduced the sugar to a teaspoon. https://allwaysdelicious.com/thai-fish-cakes/#mv-creation-237-jtr
  5. They only had the giant bags of frozen riced cauliflower at the grocery store, so I'll be making all sorts of different versions coming up. Yesterday did a cajun style, It was good. If you haven't had cauliflower rice before, don't let anyone tell you "it's just like regular rice." It's not; it's very different, but it's still good. Like veggie burgers can be good, but they're nothing like a real burger. If you try to tell me it is, I'll assume you're a fucking idiot. Recipe; all amounts approximate; used what I had on hand: 1/4 cup Salt Pork 1/2# Andouille 3 Chicken thighs 1/2# Shrimp 1 Poblano 2 stalks Celery 1/2 Onion 2 Green Onions 1/2 Tomato 3 cloves garlic Frozen Riced Cauliflower 1 cup Chicken Stock Thyme, Bay Leaves, Cayenne, black pepper Diced the salt pork, rendered the fat, removed. Put cauli rice in a sheet pan at 400 to dry it out a bit. (This was probably unnecessary) Added Andouille and chicken to pan, browned it a little. Added diced vegetables, softened. Added riced cauli, chicken stock, spices, and a pinch of the browned salt pork. Reduced the stock by about 1/2, added shrimp, served when the shrimp was done.
  6. No. Rewatching Breaking Bad right now… in the first episode with Saul, he says, “it wasn’t me, it was Ignacio!” I love how they turned that one line into Better Call Saul.
  7. House StumbleFuck 22% House HuffingGas 11% House WaterHead 10% House ShortBus 41% House DownGrade 15%
  8. Well, we disagree on the market then. I will mention it when people talk about sea turtle, pangolin, etc... boots and ALL YOU PEOPLE CAN something something moral high ground!!111!!!
  9. My opinion is it's better to not signal demand to the market by purchasing them. Maybe you'll help reduce loggerhead poaching for people's vanity shoes. They are a beautiful boot.
  10. Gonna be back in Austin in December. Is there a spiritual successor to Dart Bowl for enchiladas?
  11. And then he goes and plays Physical Graffiti.
  12. 50 years ago this week. Led Zeppelin IV.
  13. I use the 1/4# spools of trilene big game for mono. Versatile, cheap, and knots well. I’m pretty liberal about respooling given how inexpensive it is. I go braid to flouro for 95% of my conventional fishing though. Usually respool the braid every other year or so.
  14. B) you have to use Land O Lakes extra melt cheese. Still trying to find the sauce. Mine comes out too dark generally.
  15. Looks like it was supposed to be released 9/24 but due to production issues came out a few weeks later.
  16. On Sept 24, 1991 the following albums were released: A Tribe Called Quest "The Low End Theory" Red Hot Chili Peppers "Blood Sugar Sex Magik" Soundgarden "Badmotorfinger" Nirvana "Nevermind" While these might not be these bands' best albums, it's hard to imagine a better set of albums being released on the same day, ever.
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