strangulation!

the male?

don't forget the post-script, the greatest troll job of all time: So prevalent was his personal life troubles that in April 16, 2002, road game against the Chicago White Sox, the Comiskey Park musical director took a subtle dig at Finley's messy divorce,[28] and played "Here I Go Again" by the band Whitesnake, referencing Kitaen's appearance in that band's videos and her previous marriage to the band's lead singer, David Coverdale. Lasting only 1+2⁄3 innings, Finley gave up nine runs (eight earned) including two home runs.[33] The musical director was later fired, and the White Sox apologized.

Yes

ibid

i read the first sentence in sufjan's voice and now that catchy ass song is in my head

5 7 5

i gave your mom a mean little hate filled sausage

why did henchmen in jasper missouri wear sportcoats?

you should get the txfan75 treatment for this

your mom is 12 million pounds of meat

lets just go gentiley into that good night

I'm sure there were multiple 316Ks. Kaulbach was awesome, albeit incredibly politically incorrect, even at that time.

Sounds like Kaulbach (sp)? If it was I might have been in that same class and the grading was 1/3 attendance, 1/3 a paper you could re-write until you were satisfied with the grade and 1/3 a test. He told the whole class the first day that if you didn't get an A on the test you were a fucking moron.

get out now before it gets any worse

slim pickens died in 83