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strangulation!

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  1. if that's the real melania then i'm cindy laowper
  2. same here. say i get diagnosed with a disease, and the doc tells me i have 4 weeks left to live. with about 24 hours to go, i wanna be defenestrated
  3. george reading descriptions of properties for sale in frisco (?) and craig/gordo trying to guess the selling prices. riveting.
  4. couldn't they have just sudeted them before moving them somewhere else?
  5. when Cohen was asked if Trump ever personally intimidated or threatened anyone, Cohen's answer was a very quick, believable "hell no." It came as no surprise that Trump never gets his short-fingered orange hands dirty.
  6. and my pants are off
  7. a son & heir production. very nice
  8. sounds like she had radialation poisoning
  9. he turns his collar up to better frame his face (i don't know what that means)
  10. they should give academy awards for that type of movie
  11. they did this a few years back, in dallas, but that was in the middle of the set. she was incredible.
  12. she found out what his special porpoise is for
  13. this reminds of the inquiry of the late, great philosopher billy_humor - "do you ever cage your heat?"
  14. um, yes?
  15. they are pretty Boss
  16. D.e.n.n.i.s system just started on vice
  17. well I woke up Sunday morning, with no way to hold my head that didn't hurt
  18. look out mama there's a white boat comin' up the river
  19. any form of air
  20. willie mae's in new orleans
  21. Isn’t the joke that they can’t swim?
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