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strangulation!

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Everything posted by strangulation!

  1. i got something for you to hold all right
  2. if you haven't done Pearl Harbor, your first full day there is the best time to do it - your bodies will still be on mainland time so you'll be up early and can be first in line if you're not one of the few that get tickets for the ferry over to the USS Arizona.
  3. don't forget the post-script, the greatest troll job of all time: So prevalent was his personal life troubles that in April 16, 2002, road game against the Chicago White Sox, the Comiskey Park musical director took a subtle dig at Finley's messy divorce,[28] and played "Here I Go Again" by the band Whitesnake, referencing Kitaen's appearance in that band's videos and her previous marriage to the band's lead singer, David Coverdale. Lasting only 1+2⁄3 innings, Finley gave up nine runs (eight earned) including two home runs.[33] The musical director was later fired, and the White Sox apologized.
  4. i read the first sentence in sufjan's voice and now that catchy ass song is in my head
  5. i gave your mom a mean little hate filled sausage
  6. why did henchmen in jasper missouri wear sportcoats?
  7. you should get the txfan75 treatment for this
  8. strangulation! replied to Bevo's topic in Daily Texan
    lets just go gentiley into that good night
  9. I'm sure there were multiple 316Ks. Kaulbach was awesome, albeit incredibly politically incorrect, even at that time.
  10. Sounds like Kaulbach (sp)? If it was I might have been in that same class and the grading was 1/3 attendance, 1/3 a paper you could re-write until you were satisfied with the grade and 1/3 a test. He told the whole class the first day that if you didn't get an A on the test you were a fucking moron.
  11. get out now before it gets any worse
  12. slim pickens died in 83
  13. now you know how we feel reading your doom and gloom all day, every day.
  14. I need to re-read Rise and Fall of the 3rd Reich, maybe I tack this on too, thanks.
  15. I'm admittedly only a little familiar with those Russian shenanigans, and maybe it's picking a nit, just seems like "largely responsible" is slighting zee Germans just a bit.
  16. you have almost 40,000 posts on this website
  17. I’m the one that said just grab em in the biscuits
  18. “Hey, do you, uh?”
  19. hopefully there's an in memoriam segment, including details of how they died
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