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HornPhD

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  1. Championship game…which D…Pats or Lions?
  2. I asked the kids (17 and 15) to pick a Christmas movie to watch tonight and both enthusiastically said Die Hard. Guess I raised ‘em right.
  3. I had 168 points going into tonight’s semi-final game (with no players on either the Colts or the 49ers). My opponent had 88 points at the start of the game with CMC and Purdy yet to play. I was starting to get a little nervous after the last Purdy to CMC TD. Good thing my opponent didn’t start Alec Pierce. On to the finals.
  4. Is it interactive?
  5. I definitely lean towards tomorrow; however, I would like for him to experience his world falling apart.
  6. Hopefully, the only reason it’s being done this quickly is so he can see it before he dies. On the other hand, it would be great if he would stay alive long enough to see it get removed. I don’t know which one I want to have happen more.
  7. Western Michigan may win this game
  8. GM Steakhouse Star Seeds
  9. I have JSN in two playoff matches. 😡😡
  10. Yep. She’s attempting to cover her ass because she knows what’s coming.
  11. I didn’t see that phrase in the transcript
  12. Congratulations!
  13. Well, there won’t be any criminal gangs or traffickers to worry about 😂
  14. She was great in Shallow Hal as the “Giraffe.”
  15. Pretty sure it’s the Immaculate Reception. Read a history book, dude.
  16. Who are those cunts? Anal, only
  17. Did you mean his brother Pat?
  18. Reporter: Thank you for your response, cunt. Just being open and honest to your face. Damn, Brisket beat me to it
  19. Surprised nobody has mentioned the documentary Pimps Up, Ho’s Down. Y’all be slippin.
  20. On Saturday, I was at a bar in Oakland with my wife watching the Texas game and some guy near us was wearing a trump hat. I started taking loudly about reports of trump giving Clinton a bj. About 5 minutes later, the Fuck Donald Trump song started playing. The black guy next to me asked if I played it while indicating he did. I bought him and his girl their next round. MAGA guy covered his hat the rest of the night. /csb https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlIREcAu0PI
  21. Capitalism?! You’re talking about capitalism?!
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