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HornPhD

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  1. How soon will maga start boycotting Columbia Sportswear?
  2. A C-17 costs about $25,000 per flight hour (internet search). Houston to Guatemala City is about a 3-hour flight.
  3. The statement states an update within 30 days is required. And every 30 days thereafter. Seems reasonable. Probably wrap the whole thing up before the 2025 holiday season.
  4. Problem solved! Trump's executive order to reduce prices: "I hereby order the heads of all executive departments and agencies to deliver emergency price relief..." https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/delivering-emergency-price-relief-for-american-families-and-defeating-the-cost-of-living-crisis/
  5. When was Schumer president?
  6. Child, please
  7. Those of you who picked osu to win should be ashamed of yourselves 😁
  8. My wife’s new-ish job has her going out to work sites on occasion and she has to wear all the protective gear (hat, goggles, vests). Before her first visit, I took her new work boots outside and scuffed em up to make them look like they didn’t come right out of the box.
  9. That situation seems like it would be planned in advance. Not something you want to start inquiring about when the building next door is on fire. Who gets priority access to the hydrants in residential neighborhoods?
  10. Private firefighters? How would that work? “Hey Chief! We just got a call from someone willing to pay top dollar! Should we start pulling the hoses and head over there?”
  11. HornPhD replied to Hate's topic in Lulz
    I had two beers this morning while eating an early lunch at Swam Oyster Depot (San Francisco). Pretty sure it’s required to drink alcohol when eating there.
  12. I heard this osu team would beat every previous super bowl champion
  13. We watched the 2nd half in a bar and my wife (UT grad, pic on the old site) wanted to fight the dude in the bar yelling “Skattebo!” every 30 seconds. If she had been drinking (too hungover), I would have had to restrain her.
  14. Shia LaBeouf (38) Mark Zuckerberg (40) James Van Der Beek (47) Trump Jr. (47) Sean Combs (55) Trump (78) Steve Spurrier (79) Jerry Jones (82) Robert Kraft (83) Ted Turner (86)
  15. I had the same thought 🤣
  16. Have y’all considered the possibility we’re all dead and experiencing this in purgatory?
  17. First time seeing a player on the kicking team catch a punt
  18. Requiem for the Big East
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