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The Royal We

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  1. She's fighting for her life out here you insensitive sumbitch! eta- wonder what size bro he wears?
  2. It's all vibes. Tesla shit the whole bed in their Q1 numbers and it's up 7%+ today. This is a hell of a way to run a country.
  3. That's a little too on the nose for my neck of the woods in East Texas. Looking at my daughter's class roster give me 2nd hand embarrassment.
  4. Yea, the framing of this by the media is horseshit. "Trump's illegal kidnapping scheme" would be a more accurate description.
  5. If we break 500 again and there is no clear line of sight to trade deals getting done, I'm afraid it's just going to keep sliding. There is no 90 day pause type action that can stop the bleeding again. The only hope will be that enough people like you YOLO off the sidelines and turn the market. Other indicators (10 year/shipping activity/consumer sentiment/dollar weakening) will make this difficult IMO.
  6. Those Easter Morning bloody marys hit different, amirite?
  7. Yea, this the real dank stuff that gives me the fear.
  8. It's harder to lead the Pentagon than it is to lick Trump's asshole on FoxNews and shitpost on Twitter!? You get the fuck right out of town.
  9. I thought the solar flares got his ass.
  10. I lived in a duplex off of Shoal Creek my senior year at UT. We had a great little backyard with speakers mounted up in the eaves, a picnic table, and horseshoe pits and always ended up playing whenever we had friends over. My roommate also worked for Red Bull back when they were first getting going and he got a couple of free cases of Red Bull every few weeks as a perk. This meant that our place always ended up as the late night party spot after we were done with whatever debauchery ended at 2 am. One night we were tossing horseshoes and I'm sure being loud jackasses when this neighbor who I had never spoken a word to after almost a year of living there stuck his head out the window and yelled at me, "Are you guys really playing horseshoes at 3:30 in the morning!?" I was fully engulfed in god knows what all substances and all I could think of to say was, "Is it loud?" He yelled back much louder "My bedroom window is RIGHT HERE!" I just told him we were sorry and we shuffled inside to party some more. When I came to the next day and went outside to survey the mess in the back I noticed that the outdoor speakers were still on blaring whatever was on the TV inside. They were cranked all night. Oops. That was the only time that dude ever said anything to us after probably 30+ loud nights in that backyard. I'm a grumpy fuck about stuff like that now when I'm on the other end of it and I need to try and remember Mr. Are You Really guy the next time it happens.
  11. It’s not a bad start tbh
  12. Play fuck shit games, win fuck shit prizes. Hey Elon, ETTD. Thought you knew.
  13. Totally healthy market. I think he enjoys the power he has over the market way too much so this manic market won't stop anytime soon.
  14. Man, they can really build factories fast these days! I must say his conviction in this “plan” is really impressive. Didn’t even make it one Scaramucci.
  15. It seems like shit has to go way more south before the Fed fires up the QE machine again, right? They are in a bind on cutting rates with tariffs already being extremely inflationary. I don't think the Fed is coming to save us.
  16. You can't bully the bond market. Prepare thy anus.
  17. Mike gets +3 internet points for avoiding the now tired trope "I voted for Trump, 3 times, but I didn't vote for this...." YES YOU DID BRETT! YES YOU DID!
  18. It's totally fucking bonkers that Trump doesn't understand this and no one around him (or the market's reaction) is capable of changing his mind at all. We send other countries digital dollars (that we create out of thin air!) and they send us back hard assets that you can touch, use, resell, etc. This arrangement has made us the richest and most powerful nation that has ever existed on this planet. And this is somehow an unsustainable risk that we can't tolerate and must do everything in our power to disrupt!? I always thought the end of the dollar as the reserve currency was a massive risk that would crush the US when/if it ever happened. I never thought that WE would be the ones to bring this change about.
  19. I heard part of this on the radio this morning and damn, Navarro was really letting the BS fly. If the goal is to have no trade deficit with any country in the world, then we are really on the front edge of great depression 2.0. But hey, at least we are also hell bent on destroying the social safety net as well! So we've got that going for us.
  20. I really need to start splashing this one around more. Lord knows I heard it a bunch during the fake hard times/Biden years.
  21. Yeesh. I saw Boone say something very similar to this during a 2008 speech in Dallas. (although the swing was more like $200 - $50) Less than a 6 months later we were in the $30s.
  22. It looks like it may have bounced off of 510 but it's retreating again?
  23. I seriously doubt this management and operating contract gives decision making powers to Strategic Storage Partners. Come the fuck on man. The guy is wielding tariff powers that aren't granted in the constitution (among other things) but he's going to pay someone else $280MM to tell him when the SPR will release crude?
  24. That's where the fig leaf and GOP propaganda apparatus come in. A malignant narcissist can convince himself that his plan worked brilliantly even when it's still a fully engulfed dumpster fire. eta: We saw this in Dotard 1.0 where we went through all kind of chaos with Canada and Mexico only to rebrand NAFTA and declare victory. I can still remember talking to people that were convinced we got a better deal as a result of the chaos. Same with China. Sure we had to bailout the farmers, but we got a totally new deal with China!!!!!1!!1!!!!!one!!!!
  25. This is just it though. Trump has already shown he'll do a 180 if he can just get some kind of fig leaf "concession" so he can remove the tariff and declare victory. I think there has already been some long lasting damage done by betraying our partners, but that doesn't mean the market won't go right back to being irrational af. I've got pretty much everything in cash or money markets right now, but I might start layering back in if the S&P sheds another 5%. This is all just so fucking stupid though.
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