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    BUTTER EMAILS!
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    Colonoscopy

    The Royal We replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    The nurse in post op must have been able to see it on my face and told me it was normal to have gas pains and that it was fine to pass gas in there. I didn't want to do the proverbial gamble-on-a-fart-and-lose trick so I waited until I got back to the friendly confines of my own bathroom to let it fly. Relief was immediate.
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    Colonoscopy

    The Royal We replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    My procedure was a cake walk too. The worst part were the gas pains after from all the air trapped in there. Dr said everything looks fine so I should be set for another 5 years. Propofol is insane - like someone else said in this thread - it's just like an off switch.
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    Colonoscopy

    The Royal We replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    I had some chicken broth for dinner and I should have just poured it into the toilet.
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    Colonoscopy

    The Royal We replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    I think it took about 35-40 minutes for the fun to start for me.
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    Colonoscopy

    The Royal We replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    I keep thinking it's over and then 10 minutes later I have to do the truffle shuffle to the toilet. How is there anything left inside me? And yea, I'm ready to eat. Going to be full-on hangry by 8 am tomorrow morning.
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    Colonoscopy

    The Royal We replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    JFC, stop this train I want to get off.
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    Colonoscopy

    The Royal We replied to Sbbruin's topic in Lulz

    Welp, it's my time in the barrel tomorrow. Starting my prep around noon today. I've got broth and green jello for sustenance and frost Gatorade to mix the colon blow with. We had a water line bust under the slab in our bathroom on Sunday and I got the fear thinking about going through the prep without my bidet. Luckily the plumbers were able to locate the leak and fix it on Monday.
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    That's a great buy. I'm looking at used Tacos right now for my son who turns 16 next year and can't believe how expensive these are. I had a 4 door 2003 TRD off road that I traded in on a Suburban when we started having kids. I think it had ~130,000 miles on it and carmax gave me $10k for it. That was quite a bit higher than the GM dealer offered me and I was glad to have it. That same fucking truck is now $15k+ if it's in decent shape. Here's one in Atlanta currently for sale: FOH
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    It's fine. I'm fine.
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    Co-sign. I think this website is what drove me to upgrade my line game and it made a huge difference.
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    Anyone ever stayed in a ski in/ski out at Steamboat? I'm looking around at condos on the Steamboat website and most everything looks like it was last updated in 1992. I'm trying to take my 2 sons for a quick trip over President's day weekend and don't really need anything too fancy, but some of these units have reviews like "great location but could use a good cleaning." Storm Meadows East and Storm Meadows Club both look like they are right on one of the lower runs. https://www.steamboat.com/plan-your-trip/lodging/lodging-accomodations/condominiums?arrivalDate=2025-02-13&departureDate=2025-02-17&adultCount=1&childCount=2#_
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    Well at least we know that the Botox Bullyragger will just slink away quietly and totally won't make a scene dragging everyone else in the GQP through a river of shit. So there's that. Which is nice.
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    I've been the doomer among my family and friends. I have yet to talk to a single person outside of this website that thinks it's going to be as bad as I do. AND IT'S GOING TO BE MUCH WORSE THAN I COULD POSSIBLY IMAGINE! JFC. This is gasoline for the @linux accelerationist fire?
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    Ask Jeff Sessions how he feels about giving up his senate seat for a year of working for Turnip. Fired him like a dog.
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    This. It's still early, but no algo, no billionaire owner, and it's highly customizable from a moderation/auto blocking/labeling standpoint. But at the same time I don't know that I want to be as plugged in to the day-to-day fuckery that is going to kick off in the new year.
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    Thiel is the real bond villain here and he has been playing the long game backing JD and he's playing for keeps. I don't know that Elmo is going to have the influence that he thinks he is. I do hope he keeps bumping his gums about being the shadow president.
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    The only thing that makes me doubt this story is that the president of the company didn't find a way to blame Biden for there being no Christmas bonuses.
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    Unfuckingbelievable.
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    I sure as hell hope that's not what happens. Anything that close has the potential to get nasty as the magats try to tip the scales in any way possible.
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    I've been vacillating back and forth between doom and hope for weeks now depending on how much Js1 keeps the hopium flowing vs. how many people in my day to day life tell me they think Trump wins in a route. The thing that I keep going back to is how much better I feel now vs. the morning after that Biden/Trump debate. My wife went to bed early that night and I remember telling her how fucked we were first thing the next morning. Kamala has played her hand just about as perfectly as she could have and we were fully fucking cooked before Biden decided to do the right thing. ETA: This is what I think happens unless there is too much fuck shit going on in GA and it flips back red.
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    Mine was $.56. How is that even possible? They would really go through the trouble of only sending Evolve $.23!? And the rest of the banks have been silent and/or Yotta hasn't mentioned anything about them so I guess this is the end?
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    My brother, at this point for most all of us it's - Does this help my preferred candidate legally win the election? DO IT Does this hurt my preferred candidate's odds to win the election? DON'T DO IT When you are in a boxing match against someone with brass knuckles inside his gloves and his ring man is throwing sand in your eyes, you don't worry about throwing punches that land on the low side of the belt. That's my $.02

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