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Right. Just smear shit all over the place and then people won't even be annoyed by the stench. Well, it does smell a little funny, but I don't see any shit stains on Gorsuch himself, so what's the big deal? Fuck that, we should be concerned and investigate any time we smell something foul.

This. It's a mighty big coincidence - ESPECIALLY when you consider that he forgot to disclose it. Oops! I think some of you have become desensitized to fuckery. There are certainly degrees of fuckery and this isn't nearly as egregious as Thomas' numerous issues, but this is still out and out fuckery.

Go big or go home. https://a.co/d/e13m4ah I've had a Toto Washlet for going on 6 years and it's still going strong.

Why don't you sit this one out champ? You know... quit while you are behind.

He's such a thin-skinned snowflake. How do you not have a boring ass canned response that you can deadpan deliver ready to go for a question you knew was going to be asked? He's a terrible politician. Not a snowball's chance in hell that this guy could win a national election. Ron has painted himself into a cultural war corner and has one of the most punchable faces of any national figure to boot. So smarmy and unlikable. It's amazing really.

Quoted just to say Little Lord Fuckleroy is quality content from Andy.

Aaaaaaaand, they're back.

Now they are gone. Thank you to whoever flipped the switch back off for us Tree Fiddy folks.

I think Dominion has 787 million reasons to not give a wet fart fuck about moving forward at all. Which is a bummer man.

Right. In the same way that a fart in a tornado makes up a "degree" of the wind speed. The only way this could potentially move the needle for people lost in the FNC sauce of bullshit was to see their nightly entertainers on the stand being grilled about purposeful lies. And that probably wouldn't even have done anything. Fuck everything.

JFC, what a broken human. He really showed them! If he does all of this because Bud Light did a collab with a Trans influencer, just imagine what this great patriot would if someone tried to overturn the results of an election! Whoooo boy. What a bad ass this dude is.

Coworker, not buddy... and he's a hardcore Southern Baptist so I wasn't all that surprised. But dumb af politically for sure. I remember this same dude talking about how much he loved the Palin VP choice.

I played in an oil and gas industry golf tournament yesterday and I think I heard 3 or 4 different mentions of the Bud Light situation during the day. -First one was before the shotgun start when the bro sitting in the cart next to mine (already having a beer at 9:30am (NTTAWT)) brought it up and asked his group how many Bud Lights he thought they would serve during the day. They all chortled and one of them made a bad joke about starting to call his buddy Nikki instead of Nick if he drank one around them. -Next one was during a back up on a Par 3 tee box where they had a beverage station set up. Backwards hat bro was so curious about the Bud Light situation he walked over to the lady working the bev station and asked to see her tally sheet where she marks all the different drinks they served (I assume so the beer sponsor can settle up at the end of the day). Looking back to his buddies, loudly: "Hey, y'all! How many Bud Lights do you think she has served today!!!!???...... None! hahahahahahaha! not a one! hahahahahahaha!" -Next one was when one of my coworkers playing in our group brought it up after hearing backwards hat bro on the tee box. "Can you believe this Bud Light deal has cost them $5bn in market value already!!!!1!!!? I'm here for it." I tried to ignore it but ended up just telling him I thought it was another instance of contrived outrage and that I was on team Leave-People-The-Fuck-Alone. -Last one was at the dinner afterwards when someone was drinking a Bud Light and someone else in their group made a crack to them about having to change their name, Nick/Nikki deal. It never ceases to amaze me how much time/effort/anger is spent on these types of contrived outrage situations. I just can't imagine trying to keep up with all of this shit to make sure I was on top of the latest MAGAT outrage flavor of the day. Now Jack Daniels has gone woke too!

Good Lord, what a story.

That's the official Twitter account of a very real company, no? https://www.riotplatforms.com/about

What the fuck? Is that real?

Maybe he should change the company name to 420-69.com next

That will probably hurt his fee-fees more than anything else he's getting hit with this week.

The gif of somebody being told to go get their shine box?

What kind of broke brain asshat amplifies something like that? GTFOHWTMFBS

Premature = we are going to kick the can down the road, spin up some thoughts and some prayers until society sees something else shiny and we can stop talking about this for a few weeks (days?) until the next mass shooting event. Fucking cowards. Why is doing the right thing so hard?