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The Royal We

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  1. An attempted make up call by Roberts imo.
  2. "Woke Mind Virus" is such a heap of contrived bullshit it's honestly sad they are trotting it out there. It's even sadder that it will be effective on the target audience.
  3. I don't care what anyone says, Walmart Melania is some funny shit.
  4. Congrats on your upcoming 93 with 7 three putts for tempting the golf gods. j/k - it really is the greatest game. My old man is 72 and has made a habit of shooting his age or better the last 8 months or so. I hit my drive 30 yards past him and still get smoked.
  5. There is no way someone this cunty can be elected POTUS. Right? ........Right!?
  6. You couldn't smell it before it went down the gullet? That's brutal.
  7. Aged like fine milk.
  8. This is a pretty amazing take given when it was posted. Take a bow ser.
  9. This and your other post about being fucked by the roots you put down hit a little too close to home for me this morning. With 3 kids under the age of 13, a nice house, and good work/life balance, I feel stuck between a rock and a hard place. My 7 year old daughter told me last week about a recurring nightmare she has as a result of "drills" they have to do at school. More than once she's had a dream that she is in the bathroom at school when the real thing they "drill" for starts and she doesn't know what to do. She said in her dream she ends up trying to be as quiet as she can and hopes the bad guy doesn't figure out she's in the bathroom by herself. Hearing it gave me a terrible mix of heartache and rage. I don't know if moving to Colorado is far enough away from this shit, but I also know that deep down I probably don't have the guts to just pull up roots and get out of this shit show in Texas. Maddening.
  10. Shot 78 in a tournament at Cowboys Golf Club yesterday. I had a 3 putt from 10 feet and doubled the last hole or it would have been one of my best rounds in a long time. The greens keeper woke up and chose violence with his pin placements though. 3 or 4 different holes where you just could not stop the ball at the hole if you missed going downhill. He had them placed a few feet from false fronts and from the edges in other spots tucked behind traps. I think watching the PGA inspired him to brutalize everyone yesterday. I was above the hole on the 10 ft/3 wiggle and went a tad bit aggressive trying to birdie - ended up with 15 feet coming back up the hill. The course was in great shape and the greens rolled really well.
  11. I still have my RDCanecutter originals right here on my desk.
  12. Thank you. I needed a good belly laugh this morning.
  13. Oh I'm sure tens of MAGATs will tune in for Pence over Dotard. eta: They will never love you Mikey. In fact, they will hate you no matter what you do. Do the right thing for the sake of the country.
  14. President of the Punchable Faces club.
  15. OMFG! Just perfect. Has there ever been a better moniker given than Meatball Ron? Fuck you Trump, but props on that one. JFC
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