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The Royal We

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  1. I haven't been pretending shit, thank you very much.
  2. Gosh, things are so scary and dangerous in Texas. The people in charge (for the last 27 years) are doing a fantastic job and I absolutely must continue to vote for them!
  3. Phew, surgery was last Thursday and today was the first day I could get out of bed without significant pain. It's not the vasectomy at all though, but rather the two large incisions on my lower abdomen made to repair the hernias. I've been up and moving around some the last 2 days, but doing anything that engaged ab muscles hurts like a bastard. When I do move around I do it very slowly but yesterday I took one step too quickly down a little stair and felt something pull - thought I was going to pass out for a second. Fuck surgery.
  4. I don't get this one. Maybe I just skipped class too much, but I don't think I ever had a single professor at UT bring up politics during class. I do remember the speaker at my commencement address talking about the foolishness of the war in Iraq, but that's it.
  5. I know it gets lobbed around quite a bit, but I'm not sure it's ever been more apt - DIAF you fat fuck. I don't know how much they'll actually squeeze out of him, but it won't be fun for him no matter what.
  6. j/k
  7. GTFOHWTMFBS
  8. I'm having two hernias repaired on Thursday and asked the surgeon during my consult if he could give me a snip at the same time he's in there for the hernias. He said it's no problem and is actually less intrusive to go in through the top rather than the bottom since he's already making incisions there. So I'll be knocked out for this one but plan to be pretty f'n sore for a while afterwards.
  9. He scared.
  10. Fair point. I guess I shouldn't be surprised with the location, but that these same people were running over Chick's CDs with tractors when they had the gall to question the merits of Shrub's buildup to the invasion of Iraq. They are really going to go take in a show ~20 years later and be surprised/pissed they are liberal?
  11. Absolutely. Parts of the grumbling I picked up were in that vein - "I just want to hear the music!" "Why does she have to politicize this?" Had he been at a Nugent show and Nuge started talmbout Let's Go Brandon and Trump Really Won then this asshat would have been masturbating furiously. Whatever. The Chicks are one of my wife's favorite bands and this was my birthday present to her. The trumpaloo behind me riled me up for a few seconds before I realized that's what he wanted and then I tuned him out. It was a kick ass show that included The Pride of Lubbock Texas - Lloyd Maines on the steel guitar.
  12. I was sitting down in front of the person filming when Natalie did this. Beto was in the audience and the kerfuffle around him was what sparked this. I was a little surprised at how many mouth breathers were there booing Beto and her when she said this. Like, do you even know who the Chicks are? If you're too much of a snowflake to handle a Beto appearance then you may want to choose a different show to attend. There was a trumpaloo sitting right behind us that was booing and aggressively flipping Beto off when everyone figured out what all the commotion was about. You could tell he was triggered by Beto just being there and he kept grumbling through the whole show. What a fucking loser - letting his mere presence ruin his night.
  13. Just ask your buddy Donald for it Rudy, I'm sure he'll float you a loan after all of the shite you've done for him. Right!? He's got $225k intermingled with the mcdonald's wrappers in the couch cushions at MAR.
  14. Metric fuck-ton is the preferred nomenclature.
  15. That hag is wearing a golf shirt to the beach, I bet she's tons of fun in the sack too.
  16. She seems nice.
  17. I continue to tell anyone who tries to minimize Jan 6th around me that more people should have been shot. Still can't believe there was only one. No doubt there is a completely different story of that day if there was more melanin in the crowd.
  18. Uggggh. Hopefully this is the death blow to his campaign. Like a good little Trumpkin he's doubling and tripling down on his lie too.
  19. The Royal We

    REK

    Just saw this thread and was at the Saturday night show at Flores as well, but in GA. I still managed to have a good time, but it was definitely oversold and there seemed to be a lot of people there who were there just to say they were there and not really to hear the show. Pissed me off to not be able to even hear any of REK's rambling stories he was trying to tell. I went with two of my best buddies from high school that I hardly ever get to see anymore. The 3 of us went to see him in The Woodlands a few times and a few times in Austin together as well, so it was a treat to take in this last show with them. I got a great t-shirt with nothing but a huge image of REK's chevy chase on it. And HOLY SHIT if this is really you! I don't know how many times during a drunken party back in the late 90's/early 00's me and the above mentioned friends would try to time yelling this along with you.
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  21. How is it so far?
  22. I'm perfectly calm, Dude.
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