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  1. ’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the land, Longhorn pride soared, as if by command. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, with hopes of a title—we’re almost there! The fans were all nestled, snug in burnt orange, dreaming of triumphs on fields wide and large. With Bevo adorned in his festive attire, the spirit of Texas burned bright as a fire. When out on the field there arose such a roar, it echoed the victories we’d garnered before. Away to the games, we flew like a flash, through Sooners and aggy, we brought quite the clash. First, in Dallas, we took to the fight, and sent Oklahoma home in the night. The Red River belonged to the Longhorn crew, with skill, grit, and passion—they all surely knew. Then to College Station, where rivals would meet, the Aggies stood proud but met their defeat. For Texas had thunder, a force to behold, reclaiming traditions, both timeless and bold. And now in the playoffs, a victory so sweet, our first of the kind—Clemson we beat. With each passing game, our dreams rise anew, the horns pointing upward, the future in view. As the moonlight shone bright on our team’s glowing helm, the fans felt the magic of football’s grand realm. And I heard them exclaim, as they cheered through the night, “Merry Christmas to all, and Hook ’em Horns tight!”
  2. Not to derail this thread from its meandering and random whining, but are there any actual 2025 recruits that we are still in play for?
  3. Point taken but, to be fair, I think we all love laughing at them.
  4. Just wanted to remind everyone here that we will be in our second consecutive playoff and all the other teams can go to hell. I'm not wishing good for any of them. Screw the other SEC teams, Notre Dame and their NIU loss, the Big 12 losers, the Miami trash, the slow ass B1G and all the other garbage. And a bonus for aggy sitting at home watching us play in Atlanta for an SEC championship in our first year after we went to their overrated tackle box and denied them the opportunity to make it to their first championship game and resolutely knocked them out a chance to make their first playoff. Plus we beat OU's sorrow ass and piggy. All is right with the world.
  5. Good grief, some of you could put my ex-wife to shame when it comes to complaining. Quinn has pretty much locked up a second straight playoff appearance, has us in position to embarrass aggy and go to the SEC championship game and all you want to do is bitch. I get that it's frustrating at times because he has shown flashes of domination followed by times of stalled out offense but take a moment to realize where the heck we are and that we are 10-1.
  6. Ladies and gentlemen, members of Longhorn Nation, It is my duty and privilege to type before you today, as the proud spirit of the Forty Acres summons us once more to the field of valor. Across the plains of Texas, there lies a rival—an ancient foe—who dares challenge the burnt orange banner. Yes, I speak aft. Let us not mince words, for we are not gathered here to exchange pleasantries or to entertain illusions of equality. We are here to proclaim, with every ounce of resolve and every fiber of our being, that The University of Texas shall march forth to victory, leaving no doubt in the hearts of men, women, and weirdo aggy alike. What do they have? A dog? A sheepish yell? A tradition of misplaced enthusiasm for all things mediocrity? They may revel in their midnight yells and choreographed rituals, but we have something far greater—brains, brawn, and an unshakable belief in our destiny. For where they waver, we rise. Where they falter, we soar. Where they cling to delusions, we forge an unrelenting future. We shall not be intimidated by their maroon-clad posturing. We shall not yield to their agricultural arithmetic or their boasts of bygone days. Instead, we shall meet them on the gridiron with the ferocity of Bevo himself. We shall drive them back, yard by yard, goal by goal, until their spirit is shattered and their resolve is broken. We shall fight in the trenches, we shall fight through the air, we shall fight with precision and purpose, and we shall emerge victorious. We shall leave Kyle Field knowing that the might of the Longhorns is unparalleled, our spirit unyielding, our triumph inevitable. Let them come with their fake army and their chants, their pride and their pretenses. For every aggy who steps forward, a Longhorn shall rise to meet them. We shall drown out their whoops with the resounding roar of “Texas Fight!” and silence their voices with the thunder of our victory. So let aggy hear this, loud and clear: we are Texas. We are the champions of this great state, the standard-bearers of excellence, the embodiment of triumph. And when the final whistle blows, it shall not be they who celebrate beneath the Texas sky. It shall be us—the Longhorns—standing tall, our heads held high, and our horns raised in glorious victory. Now, onward to the battle, my friends, and let history record that on this coming day, Texas stood mighty, Texas stood proud, and Texas went in dry on aggregate.
  7. End of a rainbow is where you’ll find Kyler Murray.
  8. No CR, but why is his skin orange?
  9. The rare non-sarcastic FIFY. Nice.
  10. It truly is amazing the things the human body can build up a tolerance to. That one guy who is invulnerable to snake venom, aggy to embarrassment, etc.
  11. Brent Venables corrects people and says, “pig in a blanket,” whenever they say the word kolache.
  12. Brent Venables doesn't like Tex Mex because "cilantro tastes like soap."
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