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  1. Well it's a well-known fact, sonny-jim, that there's a secret society of the 5 wealthiest people in the world, known as The Pentavirate, who run everything at Texas, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually in a secret country mansion in Colorado known as The Meadows: The Queen, the Vatican, the Gettys, the Rothschilds...and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up! Ooh I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes and that smug look on his face! Ohh you're gonna buy my chicken! Ooh!
  2. Paige from The Americans
  3. Ms. Lippy’s car is GREEN!
  4. Holiday Inn Tehran has pretty good rates going on
  5. I had to check if this was a 2018 thread with all the “there’s no reason why we can’t” responses. I see 3 losses, possibly 4.
  6. This is the answer. You could even argue Justin Tucker or Michael Dickson. Sam wouldn’t crack my Top 5
  7. The Nigerian Nightmare: Part II
  8. Playing an entire season for once will do that to you
  9. Can we just have one metathread for this topic? It crops up every few months. Your franchise sucked dick, other than Earl, and never won shit. It's been 21 years. Let it go.
  10. Must not have taken Sarcasm 101
  11. This is a real bad look for the Big 12.
  12. Especially when you cast a Vietnamese actress, which is like a whole other country.
  13. Spankytoes

    Magic mushrooms

    No idea...
  14. Just saw it. Enjoyable for what is was: Nostalgia. You could literally outline the plot in 5 bullet points. C+ on effort. Well, B- because it’s the holidays. So many questions not answered. As someone said earlier, Finn was pointless. So was Snoke. And Phasma. And the puppet with butthole eyes. Didn’t care about a single character in the trilogy because they were all underdeveloped. The Romeo and Juliet scene made my theatre erupt in laughter.
  15. The laws are funny. If he used the app to hookup with an anonymous guy for gay sex, that's perfectly legal. They are 2 consenting adults and the app only serves as a platform for an exchange. If you offer to fill-up their gas tank and throw in a few roast beef sandwiches, it's now solicitation and you get locked up. Why not sell me the roast beef sandwich for $25 and whatever happens next is between 2 consenting adults? If you go 20 miles over the speed limit, you get a ticket. You may be endangering other people's lives by traveling at an "unsafe" speed. If you want to risk your own health and safety, and the safety of your sex partner, why should you be locked up for it? The government doesn't lock people up for smoking, which is also damaging to your health. Why do they care about your dick so much?
  16. He’ll have the distinction of being impeached and re-elected to a 2nd term, which is crazy.
  17. You keep that $8 and let the internet tell you what you will, and will not, like. Out of...principle?
  18. I broke down and started watching it. This is where I’m at. I’m not a huge Star Wars fan and know almost nothing about the expanded universe outside of the movies. It’s a relatively boring show set in the Star Wars universe with a cute baby Yoda. If you’re not creaming you’re shorts because you see an X-wing, there isn’t much material there to stretch out the episodes for the casual watcher.
  19. All of these arguments are silly. Nebraska can't compete in the Big 10. They don't have the money to outspend the Ohio State's of the conference and they aren't Notre Dame to rely on their historical importance with a Catholic backing. They have done nearly jack shit in 20 years. They gave up all of their school rivalries. Their window has closed. Texas, on the other hand, is rich. We have the LHN adding additional revenue. Yet, with all those resources and supposed top flight recruiting classes, we can't manage to do shit with it. Baylor, who is a private 3rd of 4th choice school, has had a better decade than Texas with two different coaches and a rape scandal. If my kid were being recruited, and had NFL aspirations, I wouldn't advise him to go to Texas.
  20. You are rooting for ou to make the National Championship game? Ok, cool. Hook 'em
  21. It's a stupid premise. Aggy had one good year in the Big 12 as a result of an upset win over KSU. Texas had several good years but ou was just better. Had ou gone to the SEC and failed, then maybe Sherrington has a story to write. Aggy replaced Texas and ou with Bama and LSU in divisional play. Same results, different setting. What has Texas done since the Big 12 replaced the 4 teams with WV and TCU? Nothing, nothing at all. Well, a Sugar Bowl trophy.
  22. I don’t disagree that the Big 12 CCG is pointless, but last year it benefited Texas greatly. If we had won, we’d play in the Sugar Bowl as the Big 12 champ. We lost...and still played in the Sugar Bowl. Had ou lost, they would have played in a lower tier Bowl instead of the CFP. If the Big 12 CCG didn’t exist, ND may have edged ou out of the playoffs even though they were the Champ. They had more to lose despite having the better record. Baylor is getting the same benefit this year, so we can’t chalk it up to “Big $ fanbase”/viewership. If we didn’t have a CCG, the Big 12 runner up wouldn’t be playing in NY6 Bowls while the champ gets in the CFP.
  23. Based on what? They lost to the only ranked teams they played this year in LSU and Auburn. Their best win was over aggy, who also lost to every ranked team they played. Bama didn't win their division and didn't play for their conference. Maybe Florida is the better team? By this argument, we now have Bama, Georgia, Florida, LSU and potentially Auburn in the Top 8 because we can't decide who is better. (Florida didn't beat a ranked team either) How is Bama better than Baylor on paper, who also beat no one? Now we're back to the eyeball test meaning something argument.
  24. Seeing how many people do mileage runs to acquire it, yes, there is a market.
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