So it's really neither here nor there, but now I'm kinda curious to see just how fucking bad Trump's grades at Fordham (LOfuckingL) and his SAT scores were. I mean, I've seen his tweets, so it's well known that he's a lazy, semi-literate baboon that can't be assed to correct obvious errors; it's equally well known that he is willfully oblivious to facts, in fact decidedly hostile to them, and stubbornly dedicated to outright misinformation; has the attention span of a fruit fly and the mental agility of a houseplant. None of that predicts a stellar academic career, and the cherry on top is that he had no reason to care whether he did well or not, because rich daddy. So I'm guessing he set some kind of record for abysmal performance, an academic career so wretchedly pathetic that its like shall never be seen again. And it's theoretically possible to get a negative score on the SATs; it would be interesting to see if he managed to pull that off. Maybe I'm easily amused, but I'm pretty sure I'd be entertained.