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TrashMaster G

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  1. I was a student at UT '87-'91. Austin population was 465k. Now it's over 1 million.
  2. 16? Fine. 24? Fucking stupid.
  3. Same shit, different year. Those rubes never change.
  4. Not for the many gaping vaginas around here. Thye are all over it.
  5. Fuck that worthless cunt.
  6. Holy shit! The aggy-level lack of self-awareness is breathtaking. My god. Fuck them.
  7. After what they did to land their "greatest recruiting class EVER", not to mention the FedEx days of Jackie, it's really rich for them to be launching (baseless) accusations at us about breaking the rules on paying players.
  8. Hey, if you get turned on by 80 year-old cancer patients, I'm not here to kink shame.
  9. We started the day at #12. Bumped up to #5 after Coleman committed. Can someone explain what RGBIII posted to earn all this notoriety?
  10. It's been 45 fucking minutes since we landed a transfer commitment! Fuck this fucking useless staff. We suck.
  11. Why you talkin' 'bout that Sooner trash?
  12. Is this good? This seems good.
  13. What's the one obvious thing we missed? I guess Cam missed it, too.
  14. 🙄
  15. For the next eight months, any aggy that crows about their quality loss to Miami should be met with the following: Were you impressed last year when Texas lost to Ohio State? At least we won two playoff games first. And, we managed to score five touchdowns in our home playoff game.
  16. Withdrawing his name from the portal. 🙄
  17. Ram truck - that checks out.
  18. A Longhorn almost for sure getting a ring. 🤘
  19. Early flight out of Lubbock and changing planes in Dallas and all that?
  20. I'd be happy to sit in for you in exchange for access to your unused tickets. 🙂
  21. Now do their co-eds. Cuz they're smokin' hot.
  22. There are no good excuses. Bad excuses are all they've got. Gotta make their copium up out of something.
  23. That's pretty funny coming from the author of this:
  24. I'm not here to defend the honor of the SEC, but anyone trying to draw conclusions about conference depth from the results of non-playoff games in this day and age really isn't paying attention. As for the playoffs, all the SEC losses have been to the two finalists or to another SEC team, so I see no shame there.
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