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TrashMaster G

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  1. 22 minutes ago, Snacks said:

    when someone stole my mongoose, i punched a brick wall... when i smashed my finger with a rubber mallet, it hurt so much i hit it again to see if it would stop... my son broke his arm yesterday... then punched a wall...

     

    Some people react physically before mentally.

     

    if he's punched someone, we'd have heard it from someone...

     

    Your bloodline may have an expiration date.

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  2. 49 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

    Everything is always everybody else’s fault, so they are the ultimate Karen.

    And like any good Karen, she went from “can I speak with the manager” to “I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU WHEN I TELL THE OTHER MOMS ANOUT YOU” in no time at all.

    Can we just call them Karen A&M University?  It would solve and clarify so much.

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  3. 12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

    Funny thing is, Sul Ross isnt even an aggy. He was a fucking Baylor grad. Rapelor (the oldest college in the state, fuck u aggy) pretty much saved aggy.

    Baylor - established 1845

    Southwestern - established 1840

    I know the history and basis for Baylor to dispute, but F Baylor.

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  4. 1 hour ago, Pasken said:

    Your body temp is not going to rise from walking and waiting in line. It might rise after you've been under the sun for a few hours. Do you understand the difference between warm and cold blood?

    Again - you don't think this is something that people do before going into the stadium?

  5. 2 hours ago, Pasken said:

    The body temperature might rise after you've been baking in the sun for a while but that wouldn't be an issue getting into the stadium. Temperatures must be checked for everyone entering the stadium. We should be checking temperatures when people enter any building.

    You don't think people spend any significant time in the heat BEFORE entering the stadium?  In your mind, are all in A/C prior to queueing up to enter DKR?

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  6. 35 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

    My wife was looking for something the other day and came across a cuckoo clock that her sister had bought for her as a gift 20 something years ago. She immediately goes into, "Where am I going to put this cuckoo clock?" mode. She furiously searches the house for 6 square inches of unused wall space, which is no easy task. She eventually decides to stick it in the guest bathroom. Then she decides that it would look too busy in there with the wallpaper. Then she starts really looking at the cuckoo clock more closely, and comes to the realization that it kinda sucks, is too small and rather cheap looking. Then of course she decides she needs to shop for a new cuckoo clock and eventually buys one. Then the new cuckoo clock shows up in the mail and now she can't figure out where she wants to hang it up. Again.

    This is what it's all about, gentlemen.

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  7. 9 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

    In the last three days, my wife has successfully broken down a cardboard box before putting it in the outside recycling bin and she remembered to turn off the living room fan when she went to bed. What the hell is happening? The only explanation is that aliens kidnapped my actual wife and replaced her with some sort of replica. The replica was good enough to fool me until I saw her flip the fan switch off. That's when I had my Kaiser Soze moment.

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    Go for the clincher: Ask her/it for a blowjob.

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  8. 3 minutes ago, HtownHorn said:

    I'm not sure antibodies mean anything. My girlfriend is a nurse, and she has had Covid twice now. I'm not sure there has been a comprehensive study on the ability of antibodies to stave off the virus. The good news is she has kicked Covid's ass twice.

    She just TOLD you it was COVID.  She's been catching something else.  From somebody else.

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