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Bateshorn

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  1. 1. @Js1 is our king 2. Aubrey Plaza is our Queen 3. You need an opinion on Chili’s. 4. Do try to keep up. Did I miss anything, Gents?
  2. It is wild to me that people don’t realize that the American Democrat party is to the right of most European Center Right parties.
  3. Before anyone freaks out: At this point in 2004, the Bush people were starting to pass around concession speech drafts. We don't know shit about fuck.
  4. As a liberal arts major I can not love this post enough. Also, if you’re going to post math, explain it for the slow children.
  5. Absolutely gorgeous day in DC. Did my soul right to spend some time with someone who carried it all to hold our glorious republic together.
  6. Yo, your HR is just mean, man.
  7. Walking up to Lincoln Memorial to spend some time with the Great Emancipator. Will post pics in a bit.
  8. I was kinda wondering. I mailed a tax return last month and only got my return receipt yesterday. I think the mail is sloooow rn.
  9. @Pancho On a serious note: are you going to slap a warning to all the chuckle fucks who have spent the last 4 years saying “don’t CR X” who are going to come pouring into the thread after 7 or just let the chips fall where they may? On a personal note, I’m going dark this evening to self care and medicate and will tune back in 9:30-ish EST.
  10. It has been an honor, Sir. Also: what is the point of being a bougie East Coast asshole if I don’t get to cut the line and slip the velvet rope early? It’s like you people don’t know the order of things.
  11. We don’t know shit about fuck. nice work today, gentlemen. I’ll see you in the AM.
  12. Also, you have a democrat in the WH and as Governor of Maryland. There will be no shortage of National Gaurd this time around if needed.
  13. You know who was on Parks and Rec?
  14. It’s so depressing how much money they are paying Cam Jordan to be old as fuck.
  15. Closest Chilis is in Alexandria, VA. I love you guys, but I am not crossing the Potomac for you.
  16. They’ll always be the Washington Football Club to me.
  17. Imagine not being told you shouldn’t occasionally vocalize this internal monologue, or have it quietly under your breath, until a serious significant other finally points out you talk to yourself. Welcome to being an only child.
  18. I’m sure when that gets resolved in 2033 after years of litigation for a 15K fine, Lorne Michaels is gonna be real torn up.
  19. This is the only anecdotal story I have: A bunch of my wife’s colleagues are up in PA doing GOTV. They ran out of walk and call sheets yesterday so they went to the bar. They are actively turning away volunteers in the Philly suburbs because they don’t have anything for them to do.
  20. Boom. Haven’t missed a national election since I became eligible in 1992. Granted, is DC, but I take my democracy seriously.
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