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    2023 Heisman

    Bateshorn replied to Hondo's topic in Football

    I’m inclined to agree, but if they didn’t give it to House of Spears in 2009, I doubt a D line will ever get it.
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    Washington’s strengths are great pass blocking and Pennix accuracy. It’s not entirely clear to me how strong he will be if the rush gets to him consistently. I didn’t see any obvious dipshittery on Debeor’s part as the season wore on. My question is really where the Huskies fall vs. the Horns on the athletic perspective.
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    I have no idea wtf happened, but thats across the River.
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    To me, there are three problematic precedents putting Alabama in creates: 1. If over Texas, It explicitly refutes a stated rule about the primacy of head to head results. It makes what was unsaid, that they are more guidelines than rules, openly said. 2. if picked over FSU, regardless of how awful the Seminoles looked last night, it overturns a decade of precedent that undefeated conference champs get in (assuming somebody has a loss), regardless of SOS, eyeball, etc. 3. it more or less makes the SEC champ an autobid. And it will empower Sankey and his successors to eventually argue 2 loss champs are also autobid.
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    These teams make an argument for banning the forward pass for certain teams. ”nope, we watched your practice this week. You have to run the single wing. Sorry. “
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    Why start calling false starts now?
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    You can not convince me that Louisville doesn’t have a DB or RB that can run some sort of 3 play RPO offense that could beat FSU
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    Louisville is throwing this game.
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    Am I out of my mind? Wasn’t that a TD?
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    This is truly one of the worst football games I’ve ever watched. The idea that the CFP would consider FSU competitive is laughable, except they will become undefeated.
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    my Aggie cousins rn
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    Just park a carrier group off the Venezuela Coast already and stop this nonsense. State something to the effect of: nobody is invading anyone. This isn’t rocket science.
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    As a late arrival with a kid at Oregon I’m feeling very nostalgic. Even before he attended, I always loved Pac 10/12 after dark: fucking wildest ride in cfb. Im glad Shoe Daddy got us a landing spot, but it’s not the same when your games are in *checks notes* Lafayette as opposed to ogling co-eds in Tempe after the weather turns in Late October.
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    Fuck Dan Lanning and his “we’re too smart to do the smart thing” Tom Herman bit.
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    Oregon looks like complete dogshit. Maybe they are puffed up bullshit.
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    I always feel like Newsom is one insult away from pulling out his dong and doing the LBJ “because of this “ bit
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    I don't feel tardy. Greatest ad-lib throwaway line in Rock n Roll history.
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    Did she dress up like a nurse and do junk checks? Asking for me.
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    I was wondering when the BJP stans would show up.
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    I won’t speak ill of the dead. As someone who has visited and loved Cambodia, I will let Bourdain do it:
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    Magic Loogie, Baby
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    Here's a couple of shots I took from about a decade ago. Me standing on the x in one, some rando on the other (which really gives it scale).
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    The I am Legend travesty will always send me into aphorisms of rage. The book is literally the script to the movie, it needs minimal edits and can pretty much be shot as is. How Hollywood has managed to mangle it 3 fucking times just blows my mind.

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