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Angry Gorilla

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  1. I agree there should be a prize for winning challenges. Maybe being in 5 tribunals (by winning, not voted in) counts as an elimination win. But since that isn't the rule, wouldn't it be a decent strategy for a good competitor to throw themselves in against a weak opponent early before all the weak opponents are eliminated? Also, I am interested to see how far a Bananas/Wes alliance can go, or last. I've always thought their hatred for each other was mostly an act for tv.
  2. Would that Fessy dude be playing Sundays if not for his injury or is that typical Uncle Rico talk? He performed pretty well. And Rogan has come a long way from collapsing in pain halfway through the first challenge.
  3. That's the hard hitting investigative journalism I would expect from TC.
  4. He drove all the way down to Houston to try McDonald's new chicken sandwich and wrote an article on it. His unapologetic love for everything fast food is both surprising and not surprising.
  5. That's a fun weekend to be in Vegas. I could care less about the festival but it's fun to be sitting drunk at a BJ table at 5am and watch the girls in neon face and body paint come stumbling through the casino.
  6. I just cancelled my flight and hotel for the draft weekend. Sucks.
  7. It turns out he didn't really sing on his albums/music videos. Also, the podcast is really good too.
  8. I see she took off Fitness Freak from her profile
  9. I told myself I wasn’t touching that shit. But being quarantined does weird things to the mind.
  10. I tried real peanuts. Not sure there was anything salty enough to counteract that level of sweetness. Maybe I should have salted the rim.
  11. The Vans are safe because they never left the box
  12. Turns out I have plenty. When there is an explosion and your bowels empty out in I’ve brushed my teeth ~10 times and still have a faint taste in my mouth. The good news is I think my dog has forgiven me. I’m going to go sit in the sauna later and try to sweat out this nastiness.
  13. Sad to say I had to throw in the towel. Just puked all over the toilet. Had to switch to tasty beer and some online poker. I wonder if Nicole ever bought OJ peanut butter whiskey. Would explain a lot.
  14. Not sure I’ll have to force anything. It seems inevitable now.
  15. Serving #10: Pickleback! This has been the most palatable so far, or maybe I’m finally starting to get drunk.
  16. Serving #9: Infused with actual peanuts You know that face a baby makes when you give it a lemon? That’s what I’m doing with each drink. I’m craving the inevitable blackout, but not only does this bottle taste like asshole, it’s only fucking 60 proof. Maybe I should start mixing it with real whiskey. Or bleach.
  17. Tell my daughter I love her. Tell my wife this is her fault for buying this shit.
  18. Serving #8: as a shot with a lime chaser People use limes to cover up tequila shots right? And you might think the sourness would counteract the sweetness. Well you would be fucking wrong. I could barely taste the lime, and it somehow made a chemical reaction that made a peanut butter whiskey tasted paste that’s stuck in my mouth and I can’t wash out. My dog won’t come to me when I call her anymore.
  19. Serving #7: As a shot with a banana shot luge As expected the banana did little to mask the overwhelming sweet flavor. Eating the banana after did nothing. I’m starting to question my life choices. And why am I still wearing a rain poncho when I haven’t been outside in 3 hours?
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