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Angry Gorilla

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  1. Serving #6: mixed with GNC Lean Shake powder, chocolate flavor. This is the only chocolate anything I could find, and I’m pretty sure it expired over a year ago. This has been the best so far, but I think a full scoop was too much. I might also be starting to hallucinate.
  2. Serving #5: As a shot with grape jelly chaser This has been the best so far. It still feels like getting hit in the face with a sock full of nickels when the whiskey hits my mouth, but the jelly did a decent job of covering it up. I do feel I might be doing irreparable damage to my taste buds.
  3. I wish I had those mixers, but I am having to MacGuyver this shit with what I have.
  4. Serving #4: as a shot with strawberry jelly I should have used the jelly as a chaser. It was thicker and sunk to bottom so when I took the shot the peanut awfulness came first, which caused me to gag a little before the jelly fell into my mouth. Trying to swallow a thick liquid while trying not to puke is hard (that’s what she said)
  5. Serving #3: Mixed with Coke To be honest this tastes the exact same as on the rocks. I used to use Coke to mix with cheap whiskey when I was poor. It does nothing to cover up the taste. I also feel that I’ve hit my daily suggested caloric intake after these 3 drinks.
  6. Serving #2: On the rocks Not surprisingly it tastes very similar to serving #1, but colder. But somehow the ice and tiny bit of water really bring out the sweetness. It’s like I took a spoonful of peanut butter then dipped it into Fun Dip.
  7. Against my better judgement, I broke into the peanut butter whiskey. Serving #1: Neat It smells like the rotten peanut you get when you are eating peanuts out the shell and you have to eat another one quickly to get the taste out of your mouth. The initial taste is the fake sweet peanut butter found in Reese’s, but with a lot more sugar. Following that is a distinct taste of rubber.
  8. On top of that, how busy if the first weekend going to be when they finally reopen everything? It's only been closed a couple of days and I already have the itch to go out, plus all the people that cancelled March Madness and Draft trips.
  9. Is Melissa on this season? She has been posting pics of her being very pregnant. Not sure when this filmed, wonder if she did it pregnant, or got pregnant on it.
  10. Yes. She can get trash food from Walmart and Target for us to eat, but nothing but the best for the dogs.
  11. Not really. She didn’t get anything useful like pasta, rice, toilet paper, hand sanitizer, etc. but if there is a shortage of skateboarding shoes or butternut squashes then I’m in the clear. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  12. How do I drink it? Neat? On the rocks? Mixed with Yoohoo? As a shot with a jelly chaser?
  13. Part of me wants to throw all of these away. Another part of me wants to drink them all and let her deal with what an asshole I will become.
  14. I'm no baron, but I am less worried about this crash than in 2014-5.
  15. I can tell I'm not going to make it through quarantine. The wife spent all last week complaining how overblown the virus thing was and how stupid the panicky shoppers were. Then slowly all the other stupid wives on her best friends text chain started texting about getting groceries, medicine, TP, etc. Then she turned into overly crazy shopper. I told her to limit her store visits and just get the necessities. She came home with a car full of shit. I asked where she went and she had gone to Tom Thumb, Target (3X), Wal Mart, Sams, dog food store, "and a few other places." AG: Why did you go to Target three times? Mrs. AG: I forgot to get a butternut squash. AG: What other stores did you go to? Mrs. AG: I went in to the skateboard shop next door, look I got you a pair of shoes!!!! (I am 40 and have never skateboarded) AG: That's a necessity? What's in the other bags? Mrs. AG: I also went to the liquor store (she doesn't drink liquor, and I told her to stop buying me liquor because she buys shit and I'm trying to clear out some space in my bar area, but gave her the benefit of the doubt) AG: Ok, liquor sounds good, what did you get? Mrs. AG: LOOK!!! (she proudly pulls out a bottle of "moonshine" that is just flavored grain alcohol in a fake mason jar) AG: Why would you get that, you'll never drink it? Mrs. AG: Oh god no I'm not drinking that. AG: Have you ever seen me drink moonshine, or anything other than scotch or whiskey? Why would you get that? Mrs. AG: Look at the flavor!!! It sounds so gross!!! Butter toffee moonshine, can you imagine?? At that point I just shook my head and walked out. I came back later to get a whiskey drink and found 4 bottles of "moonshine" and a bottle of peanut butter flavored whiskey.
  16. You mean E-Sports (video games) competitions? I was having the conversation the other day with a friend. This could be huge for E-Sports if they can mobilize and get televised and cater to gamblers.
  17. It would be worth it if they broadcast the shit talking by all the owners in the chat room.
  18. Coronavirus is probably the weakest virus you could get during a wild weekend in Vegas Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  19. That’s just what I assume he would order if I offered to buy him a drink. I hate White Claws. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  20. Fun revisit... I know it's highlights only, but I miss watching a dominating defensive performance. Case McCoy may be the worst QB in UT history, but if I ever see him out I'll buy him a White Claw for this game alone. And a Vegas Bomb for the OU win.
  21. Jordan probably has to be the favorite for the guys under this format right?
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