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Angry Gorilla

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  1. I'm no baron, but I am less worried about this crash than in 2014-5.
  2. I can tell I'm not going to make it through quarantine. The wife spent all last week complaining how overblown the virus thing was and how stupid the panicky shoppers were. Then slowly all the other stupid wives on her best friends text chain started texting about getting groceries, medicine, TP, etc. Then she turned into overly crazy shopper. I told her to limit her store visits and just get the necessities. She came home with a car full of shit. I asked where she went and she had gone to Tom Thumb, Target (3X), Wal Mart, Sams, dog food store, "and a few other places." AG: Why did you go to Target three times? Mrs. AG: I forgot to get a butternut squash. AG: What other stores did you go to? Mrs. AG: I went in to the skateboard shop next door, look I got you a pair of shoes!!!! (I am 40 and have never skateboarded) AG: That's a necessity? What's in the other bags? Mrs. AG: I also went to the liquor store (she doesn't drink liquor, and I told her to stop buying me liquor because she buys shit and I'm trying to clear out some space in my bar area, but gave her the benefit of the doubt) AG: Ok, liquor sounds good, what did you get? Mrs. AG: LOOK!!! (she proudly pulls out a bottle of "moonshine" that is just flavored grain alcohol in a fake mason jar) AG: Why would you get that, you'll never drink it? Mrs. AG: Oh god no I'm not drinking that. AG: Have you ever seen me drink moonshine, or anything other than scotch or whiskey? Why would you get that? Mrs. AG: Look at the flavor!!! It sounds so gross!!! Butter toffee moonshine, can you imagine?? At that point I just shook my head and walked out. I came back later to get a whiskey drink and found 4 bottles of "moonshine" and a bottle of peanut butter flavored whiskey.
  3. You mean E-Sports (video games) competitions? I was having the conversation the other day with a friend. This could be huge for E-Sports if they can mobilize and get televised and cater to gamblers.
  4. It would be worth it if they broadcast the shit talking by all the owners in the chat room.
  5. Coronavirus is probably the weakest virus you could get during a wild weekend in Vegas Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  6. That’s just what I assume he would order if I offered to buy him a drink. I hate White Claws. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  7. Fun revisit... I know it's highlights only, but I miss watching a dominating defensive performance. Case McCoy may be the worst QB in UT history, but if I ever see him out I'll buy him a White Claw for this game alone. And a Vegas Bomb for the OU win.
  8. Jordan probably has to be the favorite for the guys under this format right?
  9. Anyone going to be out there for the draft? Corona will be done by then right?
  10. It drives me crazy that they misspelled Dwight Baker's name tag on the bulletin board and no one seems to notice it....
  11. The fitness freak moniker isn't holding up
  12. I think the official trailer is released tomorrow
  13. The last post had DESMSAN so has to be TOTAL MADNESS Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  14. No Jeselnik or am I missing him?
  15. The Gabriel Fernandez series was the toughest watch I've ever seen. Could have been a combo of holding my 10 month old daughter, having just watched our 8 yo niece all week (same age as GF), or abundance of whiskey, but I had to turn it off a couple of times and take a break.
  16. Pythagoras was the real con man
  17. You don’t drink or gamble, but what are your thoughts on hookers? Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  18. I occasionally use Presidential and its great
  19. As someone who would rather re-watch either Texas-Maryland game than go into the Cloak Room, this thread has been illuminating.
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