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Angry Gorilla

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  1. Not that cheap, but Knot Standard is great.
  2. Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
  3. I tried the lobster roll at The Dock and it was pretty good
  4. I should have bought the hangers after the first time. My mistake was asking my wife nicely to not take them and thinking she would. I guess this belongs in the stupid husband thread. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
  5. I tried this and didn't recognize anything. Then I realized that the house we AirBNB out in Austin has my spotify account linked to the Sonos system. So this is what the renters listened too I guess... 94,439 minutes Plug Walk - Rich the Kid Esskeetit - Lil Pump Pity Party - I Belong to the Zoo Congratulations - Post Malone Distansya - Agsunta Alone - Marshmello Unlonely - Jason Mraz Primitif - Vald Mount Sinai - $uicideBoy$ BOOM! - Lil Yachty
  6. I did order 100 hangers. And yes it's not about the hangers, it's the attempt to play victim every time she knows she fucked up.
  7. Every year when they say they are playing Robot Santa after break I roll my eyes and consider changing the station, but every year I end up laughing my ass off when they start playing it. "This is what Mark David Chapman was listening to when he unloaded that revolver."
  8. My wife owns a small women's clothing boutique. She is constantly bringing home clothes from the store that she either has to mail out, get altered or dry cleaned, or return to the designer. Every time she takes all the hangers in the closet to hang them on her little hanging rack she uses. Now, every time I take my laundry into the closet to fold, I have maybe 2 hangers left. I've asked her calmly and politely many times and offered to buy her as many hangers as she needs from Amazon. Yet every week I have no hangers. Now when I confront her about it, instead of asking nicely I tell her (without raising my voice) to stop taking my hangers and to buy some if she needs them. She then starts acting like I'm OJ with some uncontrollable temper and am about to snap at any second. That makes me 10X more ragey than the hangers. I would rather her look me in the eye and say "fuck you, I'll use your hangers whenever I damn well please" than start trying to reverse the situation and act like the victim.
  9. I think Devin is trying too hard to become Banana's biggest rival because he knows it will allow him to be invited to every show despite not being a strong competitor outside of puzzles.
  10. He's "exposing himself" to gravity when he jumps off of solid ground, and would be moving at a different speed than the ground in that scenario. The big difference is he exposes himself while moving at the same speed up as the elevator.
  11. I don't think that's correct. If the elevator was moving at a constant speed, then the outcome would have been the exact same in the elevator as it would be if he was on solid ground. He was moving at the same speed as the elevator when he began the flip. Hopefully this thread doesn't get derailed into a plane on a treadmill debate.
  12. Maybe they are shaving in the hotel, for the very special hooker they ordered.
  13. Someone told my wife about some documentary about 3 identical triplets that were adopted out to different families and never knew the other existed... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Identical_Strangers She mentioned at dinner last night she really wanted to see it. After getting in bed and turning the TV on, I rent the movie and start watching. We don't make it through the opening credits before she says she is too tired and can't stay awake for the movie and to save it. I turn it off and find some movie called Searching... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Searching_(film) which is about a single dad (Asian guy from American Pie) looking for his missing daughter by going through her social media. She ends up staying up and watching most of the movie. She texts me this morning asking if we can finish the documentary from last night because she really liked it. I responded asking her if she understood that the movie wasn't a documentary. She hasn't responded yet.
  14. We have a new puppy (see dog thread) and house training is a chore. I take the puppy and our other dog on a short walk this morning. Wait for 10 minutes in the front yard trying to let the little guy do his business, doesn't for some reason. I let him back inside and take the full grown dog on a run. I come back 30 minutes later and my wife is playing with the puppy 6 feet away from a fresh puddle of piss and a pile of shit. Since I work all day and she is home most of the day everyday I assumed (my mistake) she would help with house training. After walking in on her with puppy and a mess... Me: Have you been working on house training the puppy? Her: (Rolls eyes) Of course I am. Me: So you are catching him in the act and reprimanding him and taking him outside? Her: ......No, not really. Me: So you are taking him outside and waiting until he goes to the bathroom then praising him and possibly giving him a treat? Her: .....No, not really. Me: Then what are you doing to help house train him? Her: I.... let him out.... sometimes.
  15. It probably has a lot to do with the fact that their target demo is probably 14-18 year olds.
  16. I'm just going to assume this is the same guy... https://krcrtv.com/news/shasta-county/alleged-drunk-driver-veers-off-bridge-at-anderson-high-school
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