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Angry Gorilla

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  1. I could probably add a couple of pages to this thread just with the texts I will get over the next couple of hours. They want to take our new boat out and against my better judgement I said ok. One of the girls has a boat an apparently drives it all the time. Last time we were both out there my wife wanted to take a video of me getting the boat ready to take out (taking cover off, lowering the lift, turning battery on, raising the tower). We got 30 seconds in and she says "hold on, I just got a text" and for some reason it couldn't wait. After she responded, I had to start over. She then tells me to hold on again and I glance at her phone and it's on Instagram. I lost it and just walked away before I shoved her in the lake. It took her 5 minutes to realize I wasn't there anymore.
  2. She is on her girls' weekend, and needs to take the Mule to take some trash to dumpster. Not sure why as she has only been there 12 hours but that's a different topic. I just got this text... ""I turn the car on then put it in neutral then start to drive right?"
  3. Ah yes, means I am close to one of my favorite days of the year. The day after Jub Jam.
  4. Erik Larson has some good ones... The Devil in the White City - dual story of the making of the Chicago World's Fair along with serial killer H.H. Holmes during the fair. Scorsese is making a movie with Leo based on the book Isaac's Storm - the story of the 1900 Galveston hurricane I also read Skip Hollandsworth's... The Midnight Assassin - relatively unknown Jack the Ripper style serial killer in Austin in the late 1800's, great story as well as a nice read about Austin at that time
  5. I don't have a link, it was towards the end of the reunion when they talked about hookups that didn't get shown on the air.
  6. Why was Bananas filming Melissa coming out of the bathroom in a towel in his hotel room? Actually, that's a stupid question, the real question is why did he let that get out?
  7. She was in the on field suites for the UT-USC game. Stood in line for a drink next to her a couple of times. Roger Clemens too. McConaughey walked through on his way to on field access. My mortgage guy for the first house I bought was the bassist for Deep Blue Something.
  8. Fine with me if we get them into suites and not in the stands complaining about fans standing.
  9. I played a couple of scary games on the PS4 VR (Paranormal Activity, Inpatient). Very creepy.
  10. Yeah, but it's all inclusive, you paid for infinity drinks.
  11. Leave Tarrant County out of this
  12. I used to like Cara, but her sense of entitlement now makes her terrible.
  13. Fuck that. Foo Fighters are on the same level of Nickelback. Spare, generic band that cranks out simplistic songs for the radio. Your taste in music is almost as bad as your taste in women.
  14. LOL at Nicole Z going from hot piece of ass Melissa to swamp donkey Jemmye
  15. Julio Jones (#8) should have won last year.
  16. The Eagles did it with Alshon Jeffery, but that was way back in Feb.
  17. How do you get the extra weapon slots? Crafting or perk points?
  18. You need to refresh your memory, going to Prague next month.
  19. Andre the Giant's turds looked like a bin of professional footballs
  20. I think Devin is going over the top trying to create a rivalry with Bananas so he will keep getting invited back to do the show. He isn't good on challenges.
  21. I'm afraid not... http://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/abby-and-brittany-hensel-2017-133084
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