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So when we lose this, is it safe to assign goat status to WVU? Ranked team losing at home to an unranked team.

So when we lose this, is it safe to assign goat status to WVU? Ranked team losing at home to an unranked team.

You can’t fuck with Bananas the way you can a moron like Josh or Fessy, so the humor is lost. I like both of the guys on their own, but they’re pretty toxic when they go at it. His dad’s death made that one the worst, but it’s never entertaining when those two fight.

As long as he's going after morons like Josh and Fessy, he comes off hilarious. When he goes after Bananas, it doesn't come off as well. He loses the humor then and it just gets nasty and personal. I think like most rookies, Amber is lying low and trying to figure out what the hell is going on. That's what most rookies do. Last night's episode helped her cause as far as returning in the future.

“Did we miss anything?” may be the funniest line in Shore history.

I just watched this last night. I did not like it.

I dig that 1920’s flapper look Kam is rocking in her interviews

Was there anything about Rocko in this or can I skip reading it?

And kind of gross

I think it’s WVU

Maybe he's talking about all the Baylor stuff because that is all wrong

She is one of the worst villains they've ever had. She's not interesting at all. She is far and away the ugliest girl on this season (or any season ever really). There's no entertainment factor with her like the good villians in the past. She's just fucking awful and I want her to be humiliated on her way out the door.

My parents took me to Blazing Saddles when I was 10. You win.

Best in Show. Hilarious and always but it needed more pugs.

I’ve never really waded into Cloak Room before and a current fascination for me is Trump supporters that are still on the bandwagon. Are there any left here and where are they?

Don’t forget, Fessy is a strategic idiot and the next correct move he makes will be his first.

Where is that coming from? That makes zero sense. That’s not how these things usually go, but who knows.

As funny as this is, it's 100% true. And believe it or not, it's not even close. Take everything you hate about Josh and multiply it times 100 and you're about 70% of the way to BB Josh. And then, if you really want your mind blown, most of were happy he beat a guy in the final that was somehow even worse than Josh. Boy, if that doesn't make you never want to watch BB, I don't know what would. Oh yeah I do, watch last season's all-stars.

They asked TJ if it's a guy's challenge or girl's and he wouldn't tell them. They had to agree as a team to go down there and take their chances. Devin already has a skull so there is no way she's talking a chubby smart ass who already has a skull into playing hall brawl just for grins. Also, since two girls had been eliminated due to injury, there was almost no way this was going to be girl's challenge. You would have had 3 male rouge agents and that would have started to get unmanageable. After Tori conceded that she wasn't going to get to go down there, Devin said "we'll get you a skull". Lol. Devin on a win streak could be even more insufferable than regular Devin, even though I like him and always want him on there for the shit he stirs. Hey Josh, What's 9 x 8? Hope that helps and everybody can lay off Tori. It wasn't her choice.

Well yeah, me neither. It has zero effect on us. I'm talking about the effect it might have on Fessy going forward. Unnecessary drama and hardship he's brought on himself for something that would have happened eventually anyway.

I can't believe you guys are all on board with Fessy's move. He totally fucked over his #2 guy on the show. Or at least a guy who thought he was #2. When it comes to strategy, Fessy is easily the worst player I've ever seen on a reality show. Easily. Anyone who could compete with him in that department wouldn't be invited onto another show. Somehow, this moron has worked his way into a regular gig. Good for him, but damn, quit making strategic decisions. Let your partner make them for you. Remember, this is the guy who was talked into turning on his alliance on BB and didn't even realize what he had done until it was too late. I felt like he had a repeat of that moment last night when Nelson said it sucks to lose a friend over this. The clueless look on his face was priceless. "I did what?" Ok, that's my rant on how gloriously stupid Fessy is. I love it and I hope he's always invited back. Why this was a bad move- first off, he's a fucking pussy. He is terrified of going into an elimination that involves anything other than brute strength. You could say it's also smart, but that's not why he did it. He was so excited to see the hall brawl that he didn't think more than 15 minutes down the line. He didn't think how this would effect his alliance members, his friendships, or his partner. Which is fine since it's really an individual game, but I really don't want to hear him bitching down the line when nobody trusts him or wants to work with him. The only argument I'm seeing for this move is "get yours boy. You never know when you'll get another chance, etc.". He had two shots to go in already and now he just got his 3rd. He's going to get another chance. His former alliance would have made sure of it. The only upside I see for him is he saved himself some weeks of worrying about inevitably getting another shot. The downside is he now has no alliance and he probably lost two really close friends. Even his new partner was like "yea. We're going to do great with a giant fucking target on our backs." I just don't see what you guys are seeing. If it's such a good move, why can't I think of another instance of a friend unnecessarily screwing over your friend this early in the game? This isn't Bananas vs Wes last year or Bananas vs Sarah at the very end. There was no reason to panic and go in and crush one of your good friends and allies in the game.

I imagine it all comes down to what type someone prefers. Matt and I appear to be on the same page in this, so I am onboard with the ladies this season. No bleach blonde, fake tittied, influencers is a big step in the right direction. Of course, next season, I'm sure we'll be back to empty headed immature blonde girls named Hannah and Brittney, so I'll enjoy this while I can. Apparently he got rid of 7 girls last night. I think only 3 got any post-elimination air time, so I have no idea who else got the ax. Weird how many of them never even talked to him at the cocktail party. I guess they're used to guys throwing themselves at them and they have zero game.

Queen Victoria is the least attractive woman to ever be on this franchise.

Quietly hoping our conference mates win their bowl games to help the conference image is one thing. Chanting S-E-C! (x3) at the end of the game your team is winning is something entirely different. And that “something” is fucking pathetic. While I agree 100% with what you said, the way most SEC fans go about it is pathetic and extremely aggyish.

I'm half way through this and have so many questions. Fortunately, the movie is so awful, I don't give a shit what the answer is for every question but one. Can someone explain to me how they brought back Chris Pine? Was it wish related? Was the poor bastard whose body was borrowed just a random dude or did he have some involvement in the story?