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Some of the women seem like they're about to tell him "OK, fuck you, I'm out". If it was worth taking sides in this silly shit, I'd side with the women on this one. I think if I were them, I'd ride this out for free vacations, eat their food, and chill out and wait to get cut. Fortunately, chilling out won't get you air time. Hopefully this shit show will continue it's downhill slide and go completely off the rails. This guy has the potential to actually pick both women at the final rose ceremony. That would be some trailblazing shit right there.

This thread is much sadder, you just can’t recognize it because you’re all Astros fans. A bunch of Longhorn fans acting like Ou and aggy fans is pretty damn sad.

This thread is much sadder, you just can’t recognize it because you’re all Astros fans. A bunch of Longhorn fans acting like Ou and aggy fans is pretty damn sad.

Today I watched: Die Hard Unstoppable Pulp Fiction They were pretty good.

Monologue was surprisingly odd and pretty damn funny. Sleepover was hilarious.

Opening was fantastic. Went all in with Epstein.

So you asked and you have 9 hours worth of answers. Please retort. I’d especially like to hear more about how aggy outperformed the sips in sports over the past decade.

I wasn’t going to mention that.

So the only reason the SEC didn’t win the challenge is because aggy couldn’t beat the worst team in the Big XII at home. I like it.

I watched the whole thing. aggy was never in it. They’d finish in 11th place in the BDF.

Oh, aggy would argue it. There entire argument would be Johnny 8 Ball, reaching the glorious heights of the Sweet 16 once, and not winning any games in Omaha. Advantage aggy

And yet one could argue UT has outperformed aggy in all 3 sports over that time span.

Is it even debatable? It’s us and it’s not close.

I’m going to guess we’re avoiding it more. I had an offer of free tickets and a ride to Shithole Station for the game. I accepted the offer in December. Last week I made up an excuse to get out of it.

Of all the hilarity aggy has provided in this thread, this genius has the potential to be top 5. Please don’t crowd source him. Every time he posts, he confirms all the aggy stereotypes. I doubt your mind is actually inquiring since that’s the opposite of what you were taught to do at fish camp, but as a long time resident of Texas, think I can answer your question. We care deeply about aggy because you’re an embarrassment to the state. You’re like Baylor, but without the athletic success.

No they were planted in my ankle

Neil Young. And no more Monty Python deaths in 2020.

Guilty as well. Same type too.

Well mine is embarrassing because it was so fucking stupid of me. Fucking fundamentals. Our team was the worst in the league by a long shot. We were playing the best team in the league and the score was indicative of our standings. It's late in the game and we're just playing it out to finish this ass whipping. I'm playing 2nd and there's a man on 1st. Grounder to SS so we're going to try to turn two. Here's where I stupidly fucked up. I put my left foot in FRONT of the bag and not behind it like anyone who hasn't taken 20 years off from baseball would naturally know. You'd think that wouldn't be a big deal in a rout, but I was unlucky enough to have Mr. Redass charging at me from 1st. Fucker is probably aggy. Anyway, as he slides he fucking launches himself in the air (in my mind he was at least 6 feel off the ground) and slides into 2nd (and my ankle) at full speed and with so much force, I'm not sure the 6' is that big of an exaggeration. Ankle explodes. Congrats Mr. Redass. You broke up a double play late in a glorified beer league game you were winning by 15 runs and forever altered my life (slight exaggeration, but I have pain in that ankle every day). Mr. Redass did come by my house to see how I was doing (shitty, very shitty) and brought me a box of cookies from Tiff's Treats.

Yeah I had to look that up. Born in the US, raised in South America until he was 11, and then back to the US. I'd say we get to count him as one of ours. If South America has a problem with that, fucking bring it on.

I thought about that, but I decided I don't actually have that type of power. My powers are limited to whatever shirt I'm wearing definitely has an effect on how OSU plays in pretty much any sport I'm watching. I also suspect that when I flip over to an OSU game, my watching instantly effects how they are playing (to the negative). So really, I should never watch OSU sports and everything will....fuck. If I'm wrong about my powers, I might actually kill John Cleese next Tuesday.

Also, don't discount the possibility of a 39 year old destroying his ankle and having to deal with a fucked up ankle for the past 15 years. How it happened is the embarrassing part.

I'm thinking you have a type.

Well fuck. I just went and saw Life of Brian last night at Flix. I'll go see The Grail next Tuesday in his honor. And because it's awesome.

It's pretty simple. LDC got his Oscar a few years ago. Pitt needs his and this is his year. He's in a category full of a bunch of spares so he should run away with it.* *Only serious about the last 6 words of this sentence.