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Longhornstampede

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  1. I want to judge so bad...but I'm trying to be a better person these days after sobering up.
  2. She's showing how tight that snatch is when you can only fit 3 fingers in...
  3. THIS SECONDARY SUCKS HUUUGE COCKS
  4. Thanks, A-10! I needed that!
  5. Are those Duncanville Panther claws or jizz cells?
  6. Did not know about Brotherton. Damn.
  7. Horrible disease. Speaking from personal experience, ALS and Alzheimers are just torture and heartbreaking to see someone you love or admire go through. And now we are losing the experience of seeing and hearing Marcia Ball ever again to this fucking disease. Prayers for her and her loved ones. This sucks. https://bluesrockreview.com/blues-legend-announces-retirement-following-als-diagnosis/
  8. That's like Beavis recognizing Butthead decades later...uhhhh, we used to work together at Burger World
  9. Can we launch the word tuddy and anyone who uses it into the sun please?
  10. Fuck this team. The D is tired of the O's shit and just said fuck it. I hate this team so much.
  11. That's the difference between having a son or a daughter. With a son you only have to worry about 1 dick running around out there. With a daughter.....
  12. Afternoon jub... Hit or miss... Today was hit Sounded like he was a few bourbons in...
  13. Another fat ass dancing around in the grocery store in some healthcare ad. Really? The Jardiance bullshit wasn't enough?
  14. Is it fetuses or fetii? Preferred nomenclature, please
  15. Good running back...but he registers pretty high on the douche scale. Even in the playoff game last year. All that mugging and shit in front of the camera on the sidelines...
  16. Voice of an angel I would put right up there with Allison Krause
  17. Tisha in the Clearsight ads sounds like about the dumbest twat alive
  18. Off with his head!
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