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Longhornstampede

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  1. The ultimate in recycling...
  2. People who plaster a sticker that reads "STUDENT DRIVER, PLEASE BE PATIENT" GTFO with that shit. Fuck you if you drive like a dipshit asshole and expect people not to zoom around you because you drive 30 in a 45. Stay off the fucking road. NOW I'm surly!
  3. Confetti cake?? I didn't think I could dislike this guy more than I already do!
  4. Always remember Crenshaw winning his 2nd and Carl just walking over and putting his hands on his shoulders and putting his back.
  5. Horry shit Rory!
  6. Fucking Rose. All that time just to miss that! Haha!
  7. Looks like Rory might be in his own head now
  8. Looks like he's walking the Green Mile
  9. Thanks for playing Bryson. Not GTFO!
  10. Here we go! Amen corner!
  11. Hope he didn't tweak something. That would suck
  12. Paramount Plus if you have it is excellent
  13. The thing was that I never saw these things as being poor. You wanna see poor? Here is a pic of my Great Grandparents with my grandfather (2nd from left) and his siblings sometimes in the early 1900s after they had fled from Mexico to Texas to get out of Pancho Villa's revolution. My grandfather was born in 1900 and he looks to be a teenager so this pic is over 100 years old
  14. Also learned early on how to slaughter a goat and prep it to make cabrito over a spit. Hard but good times. My best friend and I spent 2 summers picking onions to make some spending money for the start of the school year.
  15. Packing half a dozen potted meat sandwiches on a single slice of bread folded over to drive out with my dad on Saturdays for him to make AC service calls. The ranch owners would let me fish the stock tanks and keep what I caight. Then they would gift us a deer leg and back straps from their freezer. Mom would save bacon grease in a cardboard milk carton to make refried beans later. Best fucking beans ever! Sometimes I would take my pellet gun out into the open lane behind our house and shoot a couple of cottontails. I would clean and skin them before leaving for school. Mom would fry those up for my supper when I got home.
  16. I still drive a 95 f150 short bed with a 5 speed transmission with 351,000+ miles on it. Taught my son how to drive a stick in that old thing. My dad taught me to drive in his old 1964 Chevy Apache with the 3 on the tree!
  17. Leave the avocado seeds in
  18. The big hill going into Castroville
  19. They weren't Ukrainian models
  20. She got Claptoned....
  21. Tastes like chicken, flakes like fish....at least that's how the Cubans and Ricans fixed 'em
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