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Longhornstampede

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  1. Bourbon on bourobon..... I mean ice.... Aww fuck it.... Whiskey in the glass.... The coffee pot is already programmed to start at 8am... Brand. New bottle of Bailey's ready to be cracked open for breakfast Sleepy time after one last one
  2. Electronic drum machines playing a track in place of a real musician. AKA all modern "country" music
  3. C'mon man, it's opening day. Let it go for a minute and don't be a bitch
  4. I'm not sure the guys who did the ad for Huffines could have found a more energetic and charismatic testimonial that Ana Portillo belting out their jingle and telling us about here experience of buying her 5th car...
  5. Topo Chico sucks. It's no better than drinking alka-seltzer
  6. I just poured some orange juice into my vodka.... It's 8:19 AM
  7. Are you and shadow op 2.0 related and on/off the same meds?
  8. This is too fucking cute... https://www.facebook.com/share/v/Arm5pnmWU7qGzHdn/?mibextid=jmPrMh
  9. Because there's hardly any water in it anymore, just like Amistad.
  10. Any guesses as to how many auto tune circuits were blown recording this?
  11. Jake Knapp with an awesome inspiring win en Mexico. BTW his Canadian GF is HAWT! Lots of the secks being had tonight!
  12. Always fun to watch him play whether catching passes or returning punts. https://www.deseret.com/2024/2/23/24081658/former-byu-football-star-and-dallas-cowboys-receiver-golden-richards-dies-at-the-age-of-73
  13. Fox tv has just purchased the rights to this show. It will be made by the producers of Lone Star 911
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