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Longhornstampede

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  1. My guess for her portion of the talent contest was oral. Nobody sucks dick like a fat chick
  2. Mussel Folds Tuscahugeass BirmingHAMhocks
  3. Will she have to buy 3 tickets to fly to the next level competition?
  4. With that kind of action I would just give them all 1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1
  5. She still has all her teeth
  6. @Brisketexan has probably been holding out on pics of this tighter than the guv keeping wraps on UAPs all these years
  7. Soooo...it's Rumspringa European style! Dammit I should have known taking that trip in high school that routed us through Switzerland should have been through Sweden. (Not that I didn't engage in debauchery in other parts of Europe as a 17 year old, but damn!)
  8. And BTW how did YOU know about this?
  9. I encourage the continuation of this tradition
  10. Next level snowballing .. https://x.com/No2ofTheBLB/status/1798255543020359830?t=RfZogWdjGhIZNZN_x2Fr_Q&s=19
  11. Keeping up the bike talk...
  12. This right here is the Balch Springs crackhead special nowadays. On any given day you can see one of them pedaling with that crackhead energy hauling any scrap metal to the yard on Lake June to get money for their next bump.
  13. Went longer with weaves apparently. NTTIATHWWITH
  14. Or he would have received the same in responses in return
  15. I've taken the last 2 days off from work because of the storms..lots of beer and vodka consumed.while.helping neighbours clean up the messes in their yards...going back to work tomorrow and friday
  16. But at least they weren't diddling children
  17. TEXUM is the best part to come out of all of this!
  18. Bullshit. 5-11 has so many sales and discounts on pants and shirts and tactical clothes. I haven't paid that much for a pair of pants ever. BTW they make for great hiking and hunting clothes.
  19. Why yes! Of course!
  20. You should just go back to your glue sniffing addled ways
  21. She must have used the oil additive for the 2 stoke engine to prolong it
  22. We're you having a stroke while typing this post?
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