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Longhornstampede

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  1. Shit, that's what I get for not reading the entire thread first.
  2. Yeah I know the song is about a different town but your post made me think of this lyric. Flatter than a tabletop. Makes you wonder why they stopped here Wagon must have lost a wheel or they lacked ambition one On the great migration west
  3. I'd stuff her ballot box
  4. Mayor of DeRuder
  5. It just guarantees you don't get stuck with an ugly one
  6. They now have a male FUPA singing and dancing the Jiardiance jingle
  7. You should.....that way you don't NowThis yourself
  8. Cleared your browser history and cache?
  9. I'd volunteer to be her bidet
  10. And make sure you shower with adults only from now on. I keed I keed!
  11. Seriously, I never see anyone there. There are at least 3 within a couple miles of my house. It's seems the specialization they market could be had at any Academy or Dicks Sporting goods. Is it quality vs quantity? Big discounts for teams and leagues? Someone educate me on this please.
  12. Sounds like a Quinlan, Tx success story....
  13. You must have missed the black racist in the cowboy hat jumping around in the crowd too
  14. Tinfoil is more scarce than was toilet paper in 2020....
  15. Strange fetish....are you going to wait til the body is cold?
  16. Had a bad episode health-wise last Thursday that kept me in the hospital over the weekend. No more drunk thread for me. Jumped straight over onto the wagon. Adios my drinking friends. May your health remain well and enjoy them for me.
  17. Maybe he just saved the world from a.serial killer
  18. Brokelahoma
  19. You will be there someday....if you make it that long
  20. Boo hoo! STFU Donny
  21. Moron..I didn't even notice I was quoting your post. You're so insignificant I dont even realize it's you. So why you don't you just shut the fuck up
  22. Hannah is fucking perfect. Even my wife likes looking at her
  23. Beat those fucking idiots within an inch of their lives
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