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Longhornstampede

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Everything posted by Longhornstampede

  1. Good lord Maria Taylor is fucking hot 🔥
  2. Or biting said pillow?
  3. Hang the banner and put the trophy on the shelf!
  4. What was the delay in the 3rd quarter during the North Texas game? Did one of the windmills die and they lost lights in the stadium? !
  5. Oh yeah sure. Sark really owes you, some internet dumbfuck, anything like an explanation. Go back to playing with your mutant ninja turtles toys, son.
  6. Are you 14 years old? I'll bet you're 14. Yeah you're 14 and dumb.
  7. SF is the Venezuela of the US....
  8. And after the game those same ags tracked you down in the parking lot to give you a ride back to your car where not only had it been repaired, but it was washed and waxed too. But not until after a stop at the Dicksy Chicken to ply you with some beers and talk containing veiled homoerotic undertones.
  9. I'd give Dawn a Longhorning....
  10. That was fucking beautiful.
  11. He's like the dude in the Progressive ads wedging his motorcycle into every situation.
  12. A tazer changes a dogs attitude real quick without killing them. Let them ride the lightning, legs straightened out stiff and falling over sideways like an unbalanced taxidermy piece. Once the ride is over the fear causes them to GTFO. Dog risk is gone and it's still alive. That cop had plenty of time to use that option.
  13. That's also my thinking on masturbators. There only 2 kinds. Those who do it and those who lie about doing it.
  14. I'm sure those fuckers have invented a way to prepare them as food. They'll feed you all sorts of shit that can kill you out in the wild. Them and the Vietnamese.
  15. Probably has a huge schlong. Ol' Lana's getting the Cajun Pete Davidson experience
  16. What a weird photo. BBF....
  17. I don't get it. Where did 100k come in to play? Is there something in the audio? Otherwise it's just an old prank.
  18. Not sure if LOL for y'all, but I'm probably already headed straight to hell first class on a one way bullet train
  19. Even has her picture next to the name of the beer
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