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Longhornstampede

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Everything posted by Longhornstampede

  1. So my question is.... At what point in all of this did you don the plastic suit, pick up your axe and hack your latest victim to pieces?
  2. This fuckng dork...was born with a sunny disposition "I got my sunny back!"
  3. I would have done naughty naughty things to Donna Reed back then...
  4. Is this for real or a Photoshop?
  5. Would you two just go ahead and fuck already?
  6. Beware the backup... We have gotten fucked so many time by backup quarterbacks
  7. Somehow it took me a while to get past the bottom of her skirt
  8. Buddy of mine owns a performance muffler shop. Had a request from a customer...
  9. Aggy will boat race this defense to the tune of 50+ points this week!
  10. Longhornstampede replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    That line was written a hundred years ago
  11. No kidding. Every pic on her insta looks like a caricature.
  12. So much stupidity!
  13. I almost can't even imagine the mudholethroatfuckshitstomping aggy will put on this team. Decades of aggy little brother rage will be heaped upon Texas at the worst possible low point moment in history.
  14. Wingo catches the only td of the game..so now this worthless pos receiver will continue to be touted as the number one pass catcher on the team when he can't even pull in garden variety balls thrown at him by a half blind QB that actually hit him I the hands. This team is an entire 3 ring circus of bullshit!
  15. Fuck em, fuck em all. This will be a 49 to 10 game at best
  16. Texas receivers are pure dog shit...complete fucking imbeciles. I hope these bunch of fucking idiots never see a down of football past college. They fucking suck donkey cock.
  17. This fucking made me hungrier than the steak restaurant I posted before. This is the typical meal at any of the ranches I hunt down near Roma after the morning hunt is over. Damn I need to get back down there and see my cousins.
  18. I bet none of these people.did the ironman like the 80 year old up above...
  19. I want to judge so bad...but I'm trying to be a better person these days after sobering up.
  20. She's showing how tight that snatch is when you can only fit 3 fingers in...
  21. THIS SECONDARY SUCKS HUUUGE COCKS
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