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Longhornstampede

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  1. So, your wife isn't the only one in your house disappointed with penis?
  2. Seagoville trailer Park special...
  3. Meredith Land
  4. Not one of the young hotties posted on here but still a very attractive woman in the DFW scene. Very much in the comfort food range. I'd do more than just cuddle with her.
  5. Which one of you was this? https://www.facebook.com/reel/998815634602858?mibextid=9drbnH
  6. Can dogs be included in this thread? Actually, I think it's pretty damn funny https://www.facebook.com/100063573969184/posts/pfbid0Pm2KXVDBcdtqYWwgYYBgWUWuZm55T6zfMz4wWtwYGmX8wN3C58wJVVc2tUj2CmNwl/?mibextid=CDWPTG
  7. So.... you're saying those sheep will blessed and highly favored....
  8. If you watch that play from the other angle showing Hayden from the front it also looks like he subtly drew him offsides by just the slightest flinch of quickly opening then closing his right fist. Genius
  9. So much less hate, anger, depression and other feelings you will have that was based on the outcome of a football game.... Until he runs into someone in burnt orange and shows his ass in a public setting whooping it up and throwing horns down....
  10. I just mentioned to my wife not 2 hours ago that I wish George Strait should go back to recording songs by Bruce and Charlie, instead of his son.... well fuck me... heartbroken, man Edit: not sure George ever recorded a Charlie song, but he should have
  11. I guess the guy made his point
  12. I've been taunting them all year. Bring them on!
  13. Awwww.... fuck you too, sweetheart 😘
  14. I was wrong about the outcome of this game.... I admit my mistake.... Ewers and Sark owned the night.... but Worthy still sucks
  15. Ditto.... dude balled out tonight and I've never been happier to be proven wrong.
  16. Dammit Worthy... THAT is how you go up and actually catch a ball.. fucker
  17. At least Bama has receivers that go up for balls and catch them. Yeah I'm taking to you Worthy. Shithead
  18. He fucking sucks. Catches less than half the balls thrown his way. Even ones that hit him in the hands. He should have involuntarily fucking shoved into the transfer portal last year
  19. See ya horns. Thanks for playing. If worthy is drafted anywhere higher than Mr Irrelevant that will be too high
  20. Missed fg is the beginning of the end.... this game is fucked
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