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Longhornstampede

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  1. Fox tv has just purchased the rights to this show. It will be made by the producers of Lone Star 911
  2. Needs to get back on his meds...
  3. Gaymers...
  4. https://www.facebook.com/share/r/qKavqQiVfi4wyuqW/?mibextid=Ls6BEq
  5. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2Nq0wBxuTr/?igsh=azk0NGxqN2Zhc2Nm
  6. How the fuck did Dak get into Mahomes' uniform?
  7. 540 am and I'm 2 SCRONG screwdrivers in for breakfast. I'll be cracking eggs and whipping up some waffles from scratch soon!
  8. This is epic. You, sir are a true Shakespeare. My only criticism is, "was it a true shart if you deposited said filth in time before ruining your loincloth?" By the way I'm typing this just after putting my toilet into some form of therapy after eating meatloaf and hot wings for supper last night. One more day of shart free living for me.
  9. They need to change that last line to THE LITTLE PILL WITH A BIG FUPA AS WELL!
  10. 13 months, 4 days and counting....
  11. Fucking scumbag.... Give him the nitrogen treatment... Only just give him enough to suffer and come back so that he knows what is happening... And then do it over and over again... Make him want death to come.
  12. I w got some sauce for Wendys and girl. Approaching rudeness
  13. Was walking through the lobby of Jester East and saw a bunch of people including my roommate standing watching the TV. He was an ASE major. He just looked at me and said "the shuttle just blew up". I watched for a minute and then went up to my room on the 6th floor, sat down and cried.
  14. Superb owl is the stupidest thing ever. Please stop using it
  15. What's with the dude channeling Kevin Spacey in Mercedes ads. Creepy as fuck
  16. The water was cooold!!
  17. I hate every "employee" in every Nebraska Furniture Mart commercial
  18. Davey's baby farting segment damn near made me blow a snot bubble laughing.
  19. As if I didn't already hate ONE Jardiance fat ass singing, now we have 2 of those huge ass fupas running around
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