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Longhornstampede

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  1. That's like saying we had the tallest midget
  2. Always look on the bright side of life....
  3. Checking in.... late... But in I can't imagine how drunk you must have gotten watching that 2nd half....
  4. Two or three times? What? Let the Sheriff's department leave a hose in her
  5. Like I said yesterday. Hovland was just playing with his food this week
  6. Thanks for playing Scottie.... see ya next tourney
  7. Hovland is just playing with his food right now....
  8. I laughed more than I probably should have at this.. https://www.facebook.com/reel/309079704991689?mibextid=UT8rzV
  9. Well that was the news alright.... 😲
  10. Dammit all to hell... That story on CBS 11 tonight hurt. Brought tears to my eyes thinking of everything he's been through and the solid character that he is as a person.
  11. Same. Still hanging on to the bitter end
  12. I kept it up for 2 more drinks... Then it was lights out and woke up with the TV watching me. Today I just got home from work and the fucking rangers have me drinking ahead of schedule....
  13. Ok ok @Hate One more.... but damn it's gonna have to be straight bourbon because I'm not motivated to mix shit.... I just started up my turnpike troubadours playlist.... so maybe it's more than one more
  14. For the first time in 18 months, since Feb 2 2022, I'm baaaaaack... Sort of. Had a bit of a medical scare back then. Used to be a regular contributor to this thread but had to cut back, instead I just cut it all off cold turkey. Tonight I've had three old fashioneds and I am fucked up and ready for bed. Goodnight kids
  15. She's got patriot missiles on her chest
  16. 1992. Stationed at DMAFB. The entire squadron was getting a safety briefing on the Africanized Killer Bees. The person giving the briefing retorically asked the group how can you tell Africanized bees from regular ones? One of our MSgts (good ol boy from east Texas) chimes in.... and I shit you not.... "By the size of their lips" You could have heard a pin drop
  17. Kind of reminded me of this...
  18. She still didn't show us her tits....
  19. Olivia attending Dallas College seems like kind of a whore....
  20. If you are able to watch long enough without puking she has a world class FUPA 🤮
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