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Longhornstampede

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  1. Stepdad stuck in a can.... Thata not how these scripts are supposed to go...
  2. This is sad.. Fuck Alzheimer's right up it's fucking ass. It made me watch my mom die for 12 years. Fuck it as much as the cancer that took my dad at 52 back in 1986.
  3. I would have got back in the golf cart and started jumping up and down as hard as I fucking could!
  4. You should donate your junk for joy 😂
  5. Yeah Clark has got this,.. sorry Rory
  6. Fowler is just shitting his pants
  7. What's with the hate for Clark? I haven't seen anything other than solid play from this guy. I was rooting for Ricky, but it isn't Clarks fault he or Scottie are choking on dicks out there. I wouldn't trust Scheffler to putt for my company scramble next month.
  8. From the little I listened at various times throughout the day it seems like the morning show and Ben and Skin spend half their words caressing Sirois' jock. It's like he's the one kinda cool kid that graces the dorks with his presence.
  9. Holy shit Bryan Harman on that lie above his feet 🤮
  10. Why is the condensation that forma on freezer gel packs slimy? They're not leaking but whenever condensation forms on them it's slimy shit and you can rinse it off, but they get slimy again and again
  11. And if I EVER see some motherfucker in his gmc truck clapping his hands while the truck is passing me, he's getting a lane check
  12. Don't be a bitch. LOL Uncle Dan and his giant beard can fuck right off
  13. Glad to know I'm not the only one
  14. @ 38 seconds in... https://youtu.be/RHeAO1zRiPg
  15. 3:40 is special https://youtu.be/zPYxECZT5yA
  16. Be iconic.... Yes please jump around like some spastic jackass in stupid colored suits and dresses
  17. https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1667928753924628480?t=yG88nZIEMLqUJ4_b_vCKjw&s=19
  18. If any of those civilizations were anything like ours, they've already destroyed themselves.
  19. All that pounding of her body landing on water like that. You couldn't fuck her hard enough.
  20. There's stupid.... And then there's this... https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/status/1667597999504265217?t=4NGuITlqkrGYPk_fgyTtQg&s=09
  21. Riding across Lake Tawakoni on my friend's bass boat at sunrise fixing to hook into a shit load of sandbass
  22. https://twitter.com/NoContextHumans/status/1667305403183427587?t=F20sj6ezwwq3V5knyQqkag&s=19
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