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Longhornstampede

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  1. Please forgive me oh master all-knowing fuckface. Now get back on your meds and stop overreacting
  2. I'm not aggy and I'm pretty sure he isn't either...
  3. Damn sorry I got wrong in the year, I was mistaken. Thanks for the Derka like response you overreacting little bitch.
  4. Meh, that same shot by Tiger was done by DL3 earlier that same day. Everyone always seems to forget that. And on Sunday that pin placement is always there to add some drama to the hole.
  5. She's gotta keep in shape for that 3 day marathon fuck he's going to lay on her after this. Of course a day and a half or it is going to spent waggling his dick before crushing it in her She's gotta keep in shape for that 3 day marathon fuck he's going to lay on her after this. Of course a day and a half or it is going to spent waggling his dick before crushing it in her
  6. I posted it up above
  7. I got iphone money, I got Jerry jones money
  8. This is actually a pretty cool shot. If I were in his place I'd make it screen pic too. Nice humblebrag
  9. https://www.facebook.com/reel/260844333251425?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e
  10. I walked into a dive bar in Grand Prairie back in 2007, sat down and realized I was sitting next to Johnny Rodriguez. We closed the bar down and at the end of the night I paid the tab. That little fucker put away considerably more beer than I did, and I could throw them down back then No goats were stolen that night as far as I know.
  11. I'm sure we'll get a list of his top ten baby bottles...
  12. The NL unis look like pajamas and the AL look too much like that Astros Space City crap 🤮🤮🤮
  13. Between Saad and Monty it's been a really shitty couple of weeks. Mino has his moments but he's likeable enough. He's just not full time host material
  14. Feel better now?💥🎆🎇 https://twitter.com/DallasPD/status/1677338699665686528?t=3zfBqVFX3zgz53LUCDaPKQ&s=19
  15. You're a cocksucker...
  16. Come on, Meat! I've used that line so many times in so many random situations
  17. Or something like that..
  18. I've got a quadraphonic Blaupunkt stereo in my Porsche
  19. There are multiple signs scattered about this part of town
  20. Goddamit... AB is just the GOAT with the old man FUPA comment alone!
  21. Even when it's lost it's still undefeated....
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