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Longhornstampede

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  1. Grace Charis... There are way more impressive vids out there on IG. And noods elsewhere
  2. You know who placed property above life? The thief. Fuck that guy.
  3. I was the distribution manager at the Post Cereals plant in Battle Creek in the late 90s. .. so this hits close to home.... Well at least home when I lived in Michigan
  4. https://www.facebook.com/reel/173349478508795?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e
  5. I wish the pitching machine would drill Risa Salas' mom in the head with a 90 mph fastball.... Then I'd say " it's a home runnnnnn!"
  6. Guess who is gonna be served for dinner when he recovers?
  7. A girlfriend's dad when I was in high school had an electric mower..... That required a cord. He offered to pay me to cut their grass every couple of weeks. I used that fucking piece of tangling up shit ONCE. After that I just put my own (dad's) mower in my truck and cut their lawn with that. He finally asked why I wasn't using his mower. He understood when I showed him the mangled extension cord that has been sitting in his garage unnoticed for several months. He lowered his head and confessed he bought that pice of shit when his wife said she would help him mow the yard. Which she never did once.
  8. https://www.instagram.com/p/CrrqmbcLujY/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  9. While taking that pic I could hear man of constant sorrow playing in my head
  10. Inmates at the Navarro County Jail washing a deputy's vehicle under his watchful eye
  11. I always think of some hot chick naked Joy and in my head I'm singing "Donate your junk to joy...."
  12. Great set of milkers. I'd enter her Oval office
  13. Looks like the kind of immigrant we'd want here.... Oh wait, it's all of them these days... Ese
  14. More Darwinism https://twitter.com/nojumper/status/1651779786002563073?t=3E5CmuA_moqJLpCO5w97yA&s=19
  15. But there's been a foot of SOMETHING in there...
  16. Better luck next time you stupid hood rat. Your kids will probably be better off for it
  17. Oh yeah... I'm guessing lots of guys have wanted their rockets on her chest
  18. Don't ever walk into Cheddar's in Mesquite at happy hour...
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