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Longhornstampede

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Everything posted by Longhornstampede

  1. Can we launch the word tuddy and anyone who uses it into the sun please?
  2. Fuck this team. The D is tired of the O's shit and just said fuck it. I hate this team so much.
  3. That's the difference between having a son or a daughter. With a son you only have to worry about 1 dick running around out there. With a daughter.....
  4. I came....
  5. Afternoon jub... Hit or miss... Today was hit Sounded like he was a few bourbons in...
  6. Another fat ass dancing around in the grocery store in some healthcare ad. Really? The Jardiance bullshit wasn't enough?
  7. Is it fetuses or fetii? Preferred nomenclature, please
  8. Good running back...but he registers pretty high on the douche scale. Even in the playoff game last year. All that mugging and shit in front of the camera on the sidelines...
  9. Voice of an angel I would put right up there with Allison Krause
  10. Tisha in the Clearsight ads sounds like about the dumbest twat alive
  11. Off with his head!
  12. Drink enough booze and you can fap through anything
  13. Utterly gutless..Florida came in and publicly teabagged Texas and they did nothing about it.
  14. Bench him.and let him transfer if he wants. That might benefit him and this dogshit offense.
  15. Well, there's always the Yankees game.. I'm out
  16. This will be 26 to 7 at the half
  17. The entire Florida team is whipping their dicks out and swinging them in Sark's and the team's faces.
  18. My wife is an optician and she hates him doing ads for Warby Parker because they are shit. She says it's not.wonder he can't hit a receiver because he probably gets shit contacts from them for free.
  19. Gonna get boatraced by this FU offense
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