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Longhornstampede

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  1. I've tracked down the Maypearl Monster! Took a drive this morning and I had a cheap 15 year old Kodak digital camera I found in a drawer with me... And I forgot to turn off the fucking date stamp!!
  2. He's looked like that since since shortly after going to LIV. been hiding it behind the heavy stubble and sunglasses. He can now afford the coke and paid off his gambling debts
  3. Not to mention the imagery of a giant hairy beast sprouting from your back
  4. It's all in the new patio Juan built in the backyard with his compadres while drinking 3 cases of Bud Light. Constructed last Saturday so that he didn't have to pull a flatwork permit from the city while mixing all the concrete by hand in a wheel barrow.
  5. "In the event of device failure push here for attitude reset"
  6. Emerge Tremfiant, get down with Rybelsus and live a humourous life with Humira. (Side effects may include losing your foot and playing keep away with your bitch of a spouse)
  7. Scottie is just kicking ass and taking names and it seems like he already knows everyone...
  8. So, they're basically just like us!
  9. That tank looks like Peppa Pig after a late night Taco Bell run
  10. Ok one of you smarter than me (which isn't hard to do) please help me find this week's Tuesdays with Gordon where they played with Gwyneth Paltrows candle. My wife wants to hear it because my pathetic recounting of it doesn't do it justice
  11. So many responses... When does she get naked and puke it up all over the other Asian chick while they rub it all over each other? Positive that's not the first slime she's swallowed. That's a lot of egg noodles she'll be dropping in the shitter later.
  12. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoaCpwJhJzY/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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