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Longhornstampede

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  1. Guessing this has something to do with the heat maybe? brings to mind this....
  2. He was crawling toward his 72 virgins
  3. There was soccer on today?
  4. Lulz... But that little shit probably needs his ass whipped too!
  5. One-uppers. The type that no matter what the subject or the context they always seem to have a better story about it
  6. That's the most satisfying thing I've seen all week
  7. Thanks for the earworm dammit!
  8. He probably wouldn't like you either..
  9. I have 2 legs... And low 2 bills...
  10. I'd bone Sam Gannon.... She's cute in a thick kind of way and I imagine being lots of fun
  11. One building sign coming right up!
  12. Give them a viking funeral on a small paper boat!
  13. I present one Big & Rich https://youtu.be/HflDc7PUT2g
  14. Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave's not here, man
  15. You're gonna get gas of one kind of another either way....
  16. Probably aren't a whole lot of options in the south to find a courthouse where it hadn't happened
  17. They actually did stop talking about it a few minutes in and moved on. I enjoyed it but like others have said, it's missing the drops and Blake or some other yuck monkey. I just kept expecting to hear it and after a while I kind of got used to it but it could be better. It's a work in progress. LOL
  18. https://www.facebook.com/reel/799003485138682?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e
  19. Outstanding!! https://www.golfchannel.com/news/brian-harman-celebrates-open-win-most-american-meal-ever
  20. This could have been a Monty Python skit back in the day...
  21. Or maybe holy shit....
  22. Please forgive me oh master all-knowing fuckface. Now get back on your meds and stop overreacting
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