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Longhornstampede

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  1. So now even the cameras claim they all look the same.... When will it end? Next they'll be arresting someone wearing a sombrero....
  2. I KNOW you meant to say INFLATED with HUSH PUPPIES. Amirite?
  3. Soooooo.... It's a medieval dragon fest fantasy world movie sharing a name with a game for dorks? I hope there's secks!
  4. If you know, you know...
  5. What name does he post under here?
  6. I used to work for Hormel and I've been to that big plant in Austin, Minnesota. The slaughter side of the operation is something you'll never get out of your memory. And yes I know EXACTLY how spam is made.
  7. Should be an ad for Gillette razors and Mint Dental to fix that hangar door gap
  8. Just follow the furry trail down her stomach..... You'll find it
  9. Just imagine what that bush must look like! 🥸🤮
  10. March is almost over and still no ... https://www.myinstants.com/en/instant/very-wet-fart-16448/?utm_source=copy&utm_medium=share
  11. Corby: "Duuuude perfect!"
  12. Love how the tire comes back for Round 2 as if to say "there's more where that came from" https://fb.watch/jxMdNBd5NN/?mibextid=YCRy0i
  13. Y'all missed the most disturbing part about this guy... He lived in fucking Forney! I mean it could have been worse but not by much. He could have admitted to having lived in Quinlan
  14. Security guard serving up chingasos! https://twitter.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1639275375455883265?t=Y4IoZjMxMWlRG-TydsSdug&s=19
  15. Needs to go back to his Arban book and practice lip trills and double tonguing technique
  16. @Hermanator what is that quote from?
  17. HA! I wondered why she stopped appearing in their commercials.... https://twitter.com/Tweet_Mose/status/1638944091328196608?t=9M4a4ZmTIly_hgw_eima7g&s=19
  18. @Hermanator what's the story on Bacsik?
  19. And didn't believe in locking his doors and windows
  20. Brat showing us how he out kicked his coverage in marriage. Good on ya sir! Beautiful family
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