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Longhornstampede

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  1. She's got patriot missiles on her chest
  2. 1992. Stationed at DMAFB. The entire squadron was getting a safety briefing on the Africanized Killer Bees. The person giving the briefing retorically asked the group how can you tell Africanized bees from regular ones? One of our MSgts (good ol boy from east Texas) chimes in.... and I shit you not.... "By the size of their lips" You could have heard a pin drop
  3. Kind of reminded me of this...
  4. She still didn't show us her tits....
  5. Olivia attending Dallas College seems like kind of a whore....
  6. If you are able to watch long enough without puking she has a world class FUPA 🤮
  7. Bears gotta eat too...
  8. For the most part DFW tex mex has become "trendy" Tex Mex. For the good shit I still hit up Gonzalez in Pleasant Grove. The fucking tortillas there alone are worth the trip. Gonzalez also has another location in oak Cliff one block over from the Texas Theatre
  9. Holy shit. That's awful!!
  10. People who nickname themselves and insist on everyone else using it...
  11. ¡Porque Edgar es un culero!
  12. Guessing this has something to do with the heat maybe? brings to mind this....
  13. He was crawling toward his 72 virgins
  14. There was soccer on today?
  15. Lulz... But that little shit probably needs his ass whipped too!
  16. One-uppers. The type that no matter what the subject or the context they always seem to have a better story about it
  17. That's the most satisfying thing I've seen all week
  18. Thanks for the earworm dammit!
  19. He probably wouldn't like you either..
  20. I have 2 legs... And low 2 bills...
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