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Longhornstampede

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  1. There was soccer on today?
  2. Lulz... But that little shit probably needs his ass whipped too!
  3. One-uppers. The type that no matter what the subject or the context they always seem to have a better story about it
  4. That's the most satisfying thing I've seen all week
  5. Thanks for the earworm dammit!
  6. He probably wouldn't like you either..
  7. I have 2 legs... And low 2 bills...
  8. I'd bone Sam Gannon.... She's cute in a thick kind of way and I imagine being lots of fun
  9. One building sign coming right up!
  10. Give them a viking funeral on a small paper boat!
  11. I present one Big & Rich https://youtu.be/HflDc7PUT2g
  12. Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Dave's not here, man
  13. You're gonna get gas of one kind of another either way....
  14. Probably aren't a whole lot of options in the south to find a courthouse where it hadn't happened
  15. They actually did stop talking about it a few minutes in and moved on. I enjoyed it but like others have said, it's missing the drops and Blake or some other yuck monkey. I just kept expecting to hear it and after a while I kind of got used to it but it could be better. It's a work in progress. LOL
  16. https://www.facebook.com/reel/799003485138682?mibextid=9drbnH&s=yWDuG2&fs=e
  17. Outstanding!! https://www.golfchannel.com/news/brian-harman-celebrates-open-win-most-american-meal-ever
  18. This could have been a Monty Python skit back in the day...
  19. Or maybe holy shit....
  20. Please forgive me oh master all-knowing fuckface. Now get back on your meds and stop overreacting
  21. I'm not aggy and I'm pretty sure he isn't either...
  22. Damn sorry I got wrong in the year, I was mistaken. Thanks for the Derka like response you overreacting little bitch.
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