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Longhornstampede

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  1. That tank looks like Peppa Pig after a late night Taco Bell run
  2. Ok one of you smarter than me (which isn't hard to do) please help me find this week's Tuesdays with Gordon where they played with Gwyneth Paltrows candle. My wife wants to hear it because my pathetic recounting of it doesn't do it justice
  3. Adios muthafucka
  4. Happy International Women's Day!
  5. So many responses... When does she get naked and puke it up all over the other Asian chick while they rub it all over each other? Positive that's not the first slime she's swallowed. That's a lot of egg noodles she'll be dropping in the shitter later.
  6. That gave me the weirdest boner....
  7. https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoaCpwJhJzY/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  8. Holy shit. Gordo on the Hang Zone has been the highlight of the week... And it's only Tuesday
  9. Norm is on vacation for 3 weeks. We get Joe Trahan this week. I don't think I remember him hosting before. If he did I missed it. I hope Doocy gets a week or even the other 2 weeks norm is gone
  10. Going through Rowlett this morning. NOPE!
  11. Soooooo you're saying Surly-worthy
  12. If that's your kink, have at it
  13. Found this chick's insta page and got dragged down the rabbit hole of her and that cute dog. Holy shit some of these had me rolling https://www.instagram.com/reel/CoiEgMJsKlM/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cn4tuLTpse4/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  14. That kid is obviously not a Clapton
  15. Floppy teats... Wnb
  16. Her lawyer also got handled too. But he lived
  17. You can't say donut bumper? 😲😃
  18. Cup the balls...
  19. Oh shit I hadn't even about that. It coincidentally IS southeast Dallas county
  20. Slaying pussy all over town...
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