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Longhornstampede

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  1. He bowling balled her at home. 2 in the pink, thumb in the stink
  2. This person gets it.... Making this distinction is important. Now I'm wondering if there is a word for shart in their native tongue "The food: Peanut butter everything! Pumpkin spice everything! Fried chicken and waffles! Pancakes with bacon! General Tso's chicken! So much good BBQ! Mexican food! Taco Bell!"
  3. Is homeboys name Jethro Bodean... Using a piece of rope for a belt....
  4. 9 shots! I'd hire that guy to do any job. Lots of follow thru and ensures it's done right and complete. He's got upper management written all over him!
  5. This is how you avoid an entry into this thread https://www.whiskeyriff.com/2023/01/02/michigan-man-gets-drunk-watching-owls-poops-on-his-pt-cruiser-tells-nurses-his-blood-is-pure-natural-ice/
  6. The insecurity of Baker and the immaturity of Kyler all rolled into 1 person with a little more talent... That's how we got this level of bitchassedness from this punk
  7. Looks like a rose bowl parade float busted a tether line and started floating away
  8. He's a punk and RG3 is going down balls deep on him like Annette Schwarz
  9. Haha! DFW NYE is so lit it gets put on a month ahead of time and taped!
  10. RIP Coach Gus you were and still are the best...
  11. Oh I'm sure she always knows what's coming at her mouth...
  12. That's actually a plastic tube of those mini m&Ms, but you still serve a purpose around here and have a point
  13. Like as if she's never done this before https://www.instagram.com/reel/CmcDzNBKSw0/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
  14. LOL some jackass Giants fan appeared to be giving the horns down after that sack... Rent free...
  15. Most likely just a spectator in this literal shitshow this year. Don't (can't) drink anymore and the diet has become slightly more healthy, or at least more discriminating. So despite having black coffee, bacon, eggs (runny yolks) and fruit for breakfast this morning.... I'm not even worried anymore. Calling my shart-shot on January 1. Longhornstampede: 365 Shart: 0
  16. Today's hangovers may open the ceremonies.
  17. As of this morning she made her IG private... No can do anymore. Then again there's a reason I nor anyone else posted it when it was available
  18. Mis-identified Asian as indicated by the incorrect slant angle. The lift on the corners is too severe more indicative of Mongolians. Ashrey is clearly Korean, the tell tale clue being the surname Park. Not to mention the fact that her IG contains posts written in Korean. 😁
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