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Longhornstampede

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  1. He was an arrogant prick
  2. That kid will grow up to be a fine outstanding police officer
  3. Oh yeah....
  4. Victor Jerry Jones'd Angela...
  5. Well fuck
  6. https://www.facebook.com/share/r/19ynofosHm/ https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwOajDzMOvm/?igsh=YnZ4eTYyYjJuandh
  7. This game is fun! This is what bowl games should be like!
  8. It's that QE pretty much sucks as a qb
  9. Thank god we are done with Quinn (Dak Prescott) Ewers and sideshow Burt, who couldn't hit water if he fell from a boat after this year. Fucking chokers.
  10. I've randomly watched 5 minutes of this crapfest and I'm ready to puke up red and green. Wtf is this greasy looking Yeti suit Kelly Clarkson is wearing? I almost can't stop watching... Looks like a massive case of front butt
  11. Nextel flip phone
  12. Maybe it had benadryl in it and they were headed to Choctaw
  13. I wish a semi speeding from the opposite direction would slam straight into that goose chasing the Audi SUV. Fuck that stupid G&R song.
  14. If you've got the time, go to Castroville and visit Dzuiks meat market
  15. All the shade was provided by an anemic mesquite tree
  16. Are these fuckers getting paid by the hour? How many commercial breaks can they fit into a half of football!?
  17. This one never gets old.... https://youtu.be/yZX9Rv_2_C0?si=gwAT0vQGQZNcDcYJ
  18. This one too
  19. Brings me to tears every time...
  20. The Modelo recruiter ads are about as stupid as anything any beer company has ever put out. "Hey, let's dress some guy up like a Mexican narco cartel mook and have him spot people. This will really bring in the sales." Not to mention it's fucking lame.
  21. Aborted fetus pizza?
  22. How's about a little Snarky Puppy? Great band based out of Denton. Of course! https://youtu.be/L_XJ_s5IsQc?si=ceo30gEpSNmSgRug
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